Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
I mean, when you think about it, “RAZR” doesn’t really make much sense. A razor’s a thin, sharp blade. That wouldn’t do much for a golf ball at all. I guess it might slice it, but no one wants a slice in their golf swing, right?Maybe we should’ve called it the HAMMR or the WHACKR […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
Danielle stood in front of Sylvia’s door, still debating on whether or not to knock. On one hand, it had been a week since Sylvia had borrowed her only set of knives, and Danielle thought it was pretty inconsiderate of her to not return them without saying anything. On the other hand, she really didn’t […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
In the three hours since Jessica had posted new photos of Bristol in her Boppy to her Facebook page, only four people had Liked them: Michelle, Alex, a co-worker, and some loser she only barely ever talked to in high school. Surely, she decided, this was some kind of mistake. The site must be broken, […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
“Nice shot, man.” “Thanks.” “These Turtle Beach surround sound headphones are awesome. I could hear that guy sneaking up behind us.” “Yeah, they really change the game. Whoa, watch out — zeppelin!” “This game is set in World War II, right?” “I think so.” “Why are there zeppelins? Were there zeppelins in WWII?” “I don’t […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
What the heck was that?! I just lost, like, half my health?!? “That was Kitty Kahn’s secret move: the Furball. All I need to do is hit up, up, down, square, 1, 4, diamond, smiley face, down, and select at the same time and I fire one off!” That’s not fair! “Quit whining! You’re just […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
“All right. Your wizard arrives in town and makes his way to the local tavern-“ “Seriously? The tavern? Ugh, so cliche.” “What do you mean? That’s where people would go back in the days of-“ “But I’m not back in the days of anywhere. I’m in a vaguely medieval setting in which there is magic. […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
You’ll be sitting on the front porch, watching the kids play in the yard and sipping a cool drink when The Man Who Broke Your Heart appears on the sidewalk across the street. Why today, of all days? Does he even remember it’s your birthday? “Boys,” you’ll say as you stand up to get a […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
“Yeah! My Teva Mush Sandals have thicker soles and a slightly wider forefoot and heel, thus providing me with a more generous fit, not to mention their Soft Mush topsole gives me enhanced arch support. So, you could say I’m Mushin’ like a Russian.” Nice! “How about you, bro? You Mushin’?” Yeah, I’m Mushin’ like […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
Hark, beautiful and unknown Lady of the City! ‘Tis I, your humble and much-enamored hero, who did but miss a chance to introduce myself with a gentle word and a kiss upon thy lovely hand. Had it not been for that foul beast of a Prius, we might be together this very day! Woe be […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
Michelle had had her suspicions. It’s not like anything was damaged, and nothing had ever gone missing. It was just little things like the ever-so-slight shift of the beach chair. The pool floaties, more inflated than before.But after today she had no doubt. There was a telltale floating bean bag stuck in the filter. Someone […]
