Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
He’s never tasted pickles before. Nor stewed tomatoes, nor star-shaped spaghetti and meatballs. He’s heard great things about tomato soup, preserves, and mayonnaise, but has never experienced them himself to know. Yet, these things and many others like them line shelves on the walls of his kitchen and living room, contained inside jars and cans […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
“What in the hell is that, Travis?” “That is strange.” “Looks like the dryer light to me. Load must be done.” “Naw, Greg, the load was just started 20 minutes ago.” “Hey what the HELL is it?” “Hey maybe we should stop tumbling.” “You screwin’ around?” “No!” “Mike, maybe we oughta do like Greg says […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
“OK, so I’ve got my list of possible nicknames whittled down to a mere 159. Want to help me do some more culling? I’ll just throw them out and you give your first impression.” “Sounds like a great plan.” “OK: Mojo.” “Sure.” “Red Zone.” “Why not.” “Dr. Strong.” “Nope. Too awful-Marvel-villain.” “Pink Peter.” “Too clearly-prone-to-sexual-innuendo-ridicule.” […]
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 // Woot
Just when you thought blogwear couldn’t get any more slovenly… get ready to feel the Bloggie Touch! This lounge-ready sleeved blanket is handwoven from 100% Exmor fibers, for that luxuriously slothful- Wrong copy, Ted. Excuse me? You’re reading the wrong copy. Oh, really? Now the guy who wipes spit off the microphones knows more about […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
This is a video of me, hunting. I filmed it on my Midland Sports Camo Action Camera. See that there? That’s the woods. In 480p SD Resolution. That’s where I hope to find stuff to hunt. It’s way more likely to have huntable stuff in it than my apartment. That’s why I go all the […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
After several days of thought on the matter, Craig was starting to think that there was no good way for a strange man to introduce himself to a young lady while holding a bunch of knives and not look creepy. He realized his window of opportunity with these things was closing. Sooner or later, Danielle was […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
Michelle stood outside the bathroom stall trying to negotiate with her toddler. “Ella, honey. I’m sorry mommy didn’t bring the travel potty seat, but you’re a big girl now anyway. Don’t you think it’s about time that you just sat on the big girl seat?” Ella shook her head defiantly. “Are you acting like this […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
Not sure how it happened. All we did is order some nifty-looking gadget called a SiliconDust HDHomeRun Prime Tuner, and now the computer’s just sneezing out digital cable all day. And it’s got Windows Media Center all tangled up in its sickness, making for a full-on DVR experience. Really is sad to see. We can’t […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
Here are some juicy Python tidbits that we promise you didn’t already know: John Cleese and Graham Chapman met at Cambridge University during its founding in 1231. Pope Gregory IX granted both students the right to teach across all Christendom, but the two decided to pursue comedy instead. The “Spam” sketch was never intended to […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
Nestled in the fertile Amazonis Planitia in the shadow of Olympus Mons, Martian Ranch produces some of the finest Grenache Blanc in the solar system. Though the soil contributes heartily to the flavor of the wine, there’s more than simple areography involved. It takes craftsmanship, attention to detail, and the proper shielded helmet to insulate […]
