Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
Wendelyn, my dear! Good news! I have located your prized apple! Where? Well, that part’s rather complicated. You see it seemed that the apple was consumed by a pig, who was then consumed by a man. Oh no, don’t worry. I did not cut open the man, Wendelyn. Well, actually I did. But I mean, […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
And I feel this wine’s delicious so So why ya waitin’ til tomorrow? And I see that there are wines to come So would you ship ’em here? And I’ll drink it And I’ll drink it What ya think of this Pinot? What ya think of this wine I found? And I feel, and I […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
Oh, so it’s summer, huh? The hot season. But who cares, right? What’s a little bit of heat? Doesn’t hurt anyone, right? WRONG! Hot weather can have SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS and if we’re NOT CAREFUL it could TEAR APART SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT! Don’t believe us? Well then lay your eyes on these THREE VERY […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
I’ve been playing tennis for the last six months, slowly getting better in miniscule increments. I finally decided to reward myself for my hard work with a new racket, so I picked up this Head PCT Speed Tennis Racquet thinking hey, Head racquets are supposed to be pretty good! Well they might be, but I’d never […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
Lesley ran her hand over the perfectly creased hospital corners, and smoothed the duvet cover at the end of the bed. One by one she fluffed the goose down pillows and stood back to admire how they looked, propped against the new Skyline Tufted Headboard. She was so glad she hadn’t let her encounter with […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
Tim and Michelle stood in the hot driveway and stared at the car, “How long?” she asked him. “How long has it been in there?” Tim wiped the sweat from his face and gave a reluctant shrug. “Four hours,” he answered. “I think. Maybe five.” Then he winced as he heard Michelle’s palm smack against […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
Cameras these days! It’s like everyone wants to one-up the next guy and make his camera the easiest to use. But what about for people like me, people who like a CHALLENGE? Where’s our camera?? I mean, take this Olympus 14MP Digital Camera for example. Just hit a button, take a picture. It’s easy. Too […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
How’d I make it? Oh, it’s simple. You just have to get the right mix, you know? You want a wide variety of textures, shapes, sizes, personalities, all that stuff. Wait, did I say “personalities”? Ha! Whoops, I meant… um… “nutty-ness.” Because after all, we’re talking about nuts here. Anyway, freshness is another key factor. […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought it would be a good time to take a step back and consider one of the most frightening creatures of them all: vampires. And what’s so frightening about them? No, it’s no longer all the whole sucking blood, turning into a bat, living for a thousand years […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
Beware all ye who set their eyes upon this Toshiba Quad-Core Laptop! For, while it appears harmless, it is, in fact, HAUNTED! Worry nay of my identity! My tale of woe is not of import here; yes, I was once this wretched computer’s owner, but I have since orphaned it here at the public library, […]
