Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
You’ve got to take charge! Welcome to the conference! Who’s ready to make a BILLION dollars?! Hey, Airport Hilton Express Conference Room 2, how’s it shakin’?! Reese Little here, and I’ve got just one question for you all today: are you ready to be rich? I can’t hear you. Are YOU ready to be RICH?! […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
You know where to go when you want the best. Probably not here. You’re an upper echelon user. You need the very best from your video card, because you’re going to push it to the max. That’s why you need the best card on the market. Which is probably not this one. Don’t get us […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Also Works As A Light Source, Maybe Jeanette, can you turn on the AAXA LED Pico Projector, please? Now, let’s go frame by frame, here. First, this is a little bunny. Hippity hop, hippity hop! And now, the bunny meets a wolf! Growl growl! And so, the bunny runs away, and as he passes this […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
IRL Fishing 2012 Now you and a friend can control all the high-octane fish-catching action your grandpappy enjoys! With these two 30” light-action 1-piece rod and reel combos, all the magic and excitement of the world of fishing will be right at your fingertips, no game console or HD television required! These pre-spooled “controllers” are […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
It’s here. I only have two questions: can I hook this up to a computer, and does that computer run Diablo III? Oh sure, you can talk about using this refurbished VIZIO 32” 720p LCD HDTV for stuff like “watching television.” I’m sure your “baseball” and your “sitcoms” will look great through the 100,000:1 Dynamic […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Get Down Exploring this Centon SD card was supposed to be an adventure. Okay, this is my fault. I really thought it would be more exciting to shrink ourselves down into tiny bytes so that we could explore this Centon 64GB SD Card. But c’mon, can you blame me? I mean I can’t be the […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
The Computer For The Cool Kids I do most of my reading in line at this place called Burrito Camión, so I love my HP TouchPad 32GB Wi-Fi Tablet. Yeah, that’s right, a taco truck with Wi-Fi! The first day it pulled up outside my hip, newly gentrified apartment it was like I had died […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Breaking the 4th Wall Some people take their entertainment a little too seriously. “Hey Charlie, what’s up?” I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. “Who? Huh?” You talkin’ to me? “Um, yeah. Who are you talking to?” Well, hello Clarice. “Who’s Clarice? I’m Dana, remember?” There is no Dana, only Zuul. “Hey, Lisa. […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Too Slow Hello, Tony? Tony Smith? The guy who beat my Zaxxon record in the mid-80s? Hi, Tony, it’s Jake Paola. Yeah, from junior high! Right, right, long time! Hey, man, I looked you up because I wanted to ask… how’s the Zaxxon thing working out for you? Did you ever get a special Zaxxon […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Get Some Perspective You haven’t really enjoyed watching your HDTV until you’ve watching it from a 15º angle. You guys, I think I finally understand the appeal of this Downton Abbey show. Yeah, I know what I said before. “Another British costume drama. Wee. Great job thinking outside the box, BBC.” But that was before […]
