Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Time To Head Back To Basecamp And Braid Our Pigtails I told you before we left that this was a Swiss-style hike. Now do you want some hot chocolate or not? You think this Swiss Gear Tyrolean Waistpack is only supposed to be used to carry water? You think it’s a bad idea to put […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
In Flight Just because you’re flying, doesn’t mean you need to stop flying. All phones must be powered down for takeoff. Smart phones may be used in flight as long as they are set to airplane mode. And now, we’d like to review our policy in regards to the iFly Heli GYRO 3.5CH RC Helicopter. […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Zoom In. Stress Out Amateur medical self-diagnosis has never been easier! As a neurotic hypochondriac, the JVC Everio Camcorder has been a real boon. My medical bills had started to pile up after I visited the doctor every day for a month. I was swamped! But what could I do – seek therapy for my […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
In Retrospect All of the shows you remember being awesome but, in reality, kind of suck, right at your fingertips. You’re going to be so excited when this Roku SD Streaming Player hits your doorstep. You’ll rip open the packaging, easily plug it up to you TV and connect it to your high-speed Internet connection. […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Skeletons in the Closet It’s not a computer. It’s a Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Tablet [computer]! They left the restaurant to find swarms of reporters waiting outside, but that was no surprise. After all, they were a high-profile couple: she, Tina Starr, the hottest model working the runways, and he, the Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Single Brown Male It’s not easy to find the right monkey these days. Mortimer: I don’t get it. I admit it. I don’t understand how romance happens. I see couples everywhere and I just cannot imagine how they got together. Monte: Sigh… what is it this time? Mortimer: I wore this supercool new black cape […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Technology Mixology I take outdated technology and integrate it with what people actually use. Yes it’s worthless, but that’s what makes it art. Welcome to my workshop. It’s a little messy, I know – watch out for those flanges – step right in. Check this out, it’s one of my first creations, the Locomotivemobile. It’s […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
The Streets Of Old Corporate? Hey, this Microsoft Notebook Cooling Base is as punk as it gets! Yeah, I’m Todd Baze, the inventor of the Microsoft Notebook Cooling Base. Sure, I licensed it! Just like the Sex Pistols signed to EMI! But they get a pass, and everybody calls me a sell out? Pfft. I […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING This is not what it looks like. I was just admiring your new HDTV. “Tom, what do you want for dinner?” I don’t care, dear. Why don’t you surprise me? “Um, honey… why are you sitting in front of the window staring at the neighbor’s house?” The Johnsons’ just got a new […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Game Over It’s like a game console that doesn’t play games. And some of us like it like that. People always say, why a Roku? Why not a PS3 or a Wii? They stream video and play games. Those people don’t know about my past. They don’t know that I’m a recovered World of Warcraft […]
