SteelSeries Shift MOH Gaming Keyboard – $59.99

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Too Slow

Hello, Tony? Tony Smith? The guy who beat my Zaxxon record in the mid-80s?

Hi, Tony, it’s Jake Paola. Yeah, from junior high! Right, right, long time! Hey, man, I looked you up because I wanted to ask… how’s the Zaxxon thing working out for you? Did you ever get a special Zaxxon keyboard? Oh, they don’t make those? I only ask because I just got a SteelSeries Shift Medal Of Honor Gaming Keyboard that boasts official artwork from the Medal Of Honor series. Yeah, eight programable hotkeys. Guess I picked the right path, huh? Okay, well, take care, Tony. Hope Zaxxon makes you happy.

Hello? Is this Richard? Richard DeNuggio? Richard, it’s Jake! Jake Paola! That’s right, you used to wreck me in Doom when we were in college! Boy, those were the days, right? Listen, before we start recapping too much, I gotta know, did you ever get a special Doom keyboard? No? Oh, that’s funny, because I just got a SteelSeries Shift Medal Of Honor Gaming Keyboard. It’s great, anti-ghosting technology means I can do seven simultaneous keystrokes and boy, the ergonomic design! It’s the sort of keyboard that makes me happy to have found a game I can dominate at. I hope you still feel that way about Doom. Okay, take it easy!

Hi, Steven, please. Steven? Sorry I don’t know your last name, but it’s Jake. Jake from the cottage. Yeah, we used to play that duck game at the summer festival, surely you remember. You don’t? Well, it was the mid-Seventies and we were at the beach, I guess we were five or six… right, you won a goldfish, and I didn’t. Say, Steven, did you ever get a little duck game keyboard? No? Wow, that’s so funny, because I got this SteelSeries Shift Medal Of Honor Gaming Keyboard and I can remap any key! Yeah, it’s like a shortcut to victory! Too bad you never found a way to do that to your duck game? Still playing that? Oh, not in two decades? Well, I guess you were just a dabbler. I’ll talk to you soon, maybe.

Hi, Barry? You don’t know me, but one time, I saw you play Defender at the little arcade in the mall, and I wanted to ask you… what? Your best friend is Tony Smith? He already called you? He already told you about my SteelSeries Shift Medal Of Honor Gaming Keyboard?

That low-down dirty jerkface.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year SteelSeries

Condition: New

Features:

• Comes packed with two keysets – the standard Shift keyset and one with official Medal of Honor artwork
• Remap every key for a custom experience with the SteelSeries Engine software
• Labeled keys and one-touch macors grouped intuitively for quick access
• Anti-ghosting capability allows for 7 simultaneous keystrokes
• 8 programmable hotkeys
• Equipped with two USB 2.0 ports as well as a standard keyset for everyday use
• Ergonomic design with 3 leg levels and non-slip base
• Quick access to volume, mute and other media controls
• Compatible with Windows Vista and Windows 7 (configuration software only available for Windows operating systems)
• Compatible with all other SteelSeries Shift Keysets
• Dimensions: 7.5”L x 19.3”W x 1.6”H
• User’s Guide available here

Additional Photos:

• Shift Keyset
• Medal of Honor Keyset
• USB & Audio Ports
• Package Contents

In the box:

• (1) SteelSeries 64115 Shift Gaming Keyboard Medal of Honor Edition

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