Sunday, May 6, 2012 // Woot
Skeletons in the Closet It’s not a computer. It’s a Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Tablet [computer]! They left the restaurant to find swarms of reporters waiting outside, but that was no surprise. After all, they were a high-profile couple: she, Tina Starr, the hottest model working the runways, and he, the Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB […]
Saturday, May 5, 2012 // Woot
New Day For You This TiVo Premiere DVR. This TiVo Premiere DVR right here. It’s gonna change your life. Yeah, we’re talking to you, late adopter. When TiVo first appeared, it was cool, but you didn’t care. “It’s just like my VCR” you said as you scoffed. “I understand the concept, I just don’t care.” […]
Friday, May 4, 2012 // Woot
Honesty If only my subjects were as intelligent and easy to command as this JVC Everio HD Camcorder. The message I hope to deliver here is simple: “either you’ll vote for me, or you’ll die.” My campaign manager suggested that I go with something a bit less, as he called it, “offensive.” He thought that […]
Thursday, May 3, 2012 // Woot
DOWN WITH BIG AGRICULTURE! Stop supporting a broken industrial farming system! Grow ‘em at home! “I’m telling you, Dave, it feels so good to not depend on horrible mega-corporations and their poison. Now that we’re growing tomatoes in this Topsy Tomato & Herb Planter 2-Pack we picked up, I feel like we’re making a difference.” […]
Wednesday, May 2, 2012 // Woot
The Tablet Habit Don’t be fooled by the low price: you probably shouldn’t buy one every day. Then again, you’re an adult, make your own decisions. A lot of people buy a Velocity Micro 7” Cruz Tablet every morning on their way to work. On its own this doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. […]
Tuesday, May 1, 2012 // Woot
Playing Through Can you BELIEVE how slow these guys are golfing? My balls are starting to collect dust over here. You know, it’s just bad etiquette. If there’s a faster group behind you, you let them play through. Everyone knows that. But then again, it doesn’t look like they’ve got much experience. That guy’s using […]
Monday, April 30, 2012 // Woot
The pitfalls of genius. When you spend all your time perfecting your product, the business side of things sometimes suffers. Poor, poor Kodak. First they discontinued the films, then came bankruptcy, and before too long even the cameras were discontinued. Which is kind of ironic, because by a lot of accounts they finally got the […]
Sunday, April 29, 2012 // Woot
In My Day You kids today have no idea what technology was like back then. We didn’t have any of this AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor with 3GB DDR3 memory multitasking power nonsense. And we sure as heck didn’t have integrated ATI Radeon HD graphics. We had Oregon Trail on an orange screen. And let […]
Saturday, April 28, 2012 // Woot
Evolve Or Die The Dyson AM01 Air Multiplier. Because propellers are just plain old. Yeah, I see you over there, Enemy Ace. You’ve got your little propeller-based fan and you’re interdicting the living room with all your might. Master of the air, right? Peak cool? Probably you’ve got the little goggles and the scarf and […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Don’t hold it against us. We accept no responsibility for any bad news you get over these phones. Don’t get us wrong. You might buy this refurbished Uniden Cordless Phone System and have a happy life using the three handsets and digital answering machine to have happy, carefree conversations with your family and friends with […]
