Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Candle me this Sorry, Northland Security Products, but you’ve been proven wrong. Hello, I��m here to kindly ask for a refund. Why? Because you lied, Northland Security Products! That’s why! No, not about your MII Flashcam Tactical Flashlight being the world’s first tactical flashlight with a video camera, night vision technology, and audio recording all-in-one […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Butterfly Affectation Like the Monarch butterfly, you too can embark on a doomed quest Camping is a lot like being a Monarch butterfly. No, no – bear with me. You enter a sleeping bag (or “cocoon”) at night and undergo a “metamorphosis”. When you emerge the following morning you are a totally new person. Then […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
36 Views Of Mt. Fuji There was a time that if a man wanted to take photos of a mountain, he’d need to do a lot of walking. A hundred years ago, no man could carry all the plates and gels and flashbulbs and developer fluids for a straight month of photos. Fifty years ago, […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
What’s in a name? Wait, no. Seriously, let’s think about the name. Hey, neat! A scooter with three wheels for added stability! That’s a great idea, since kids sometimes need a little help with balance at first. What do you call it? Wait, what? The Razor Folding Kiddie Kick? That sounds like a wrestling move. […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Adventures In Audio You guys, turn off your smartphones and portable media players for a second. This is totally going to blow your minds. So you know how we were messing with my Denon 5.1 Channel A/V Receiver the other day and trying to decide which high-definition device we were going to enjoy? Okay, sure, […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
iPodniac So many gigabytes, so little time. “Hey man, you ok? You look … well, you don’t look good.” I know. I am SO tired. I haven’t slept for 3 days. “Why not? Insomnia? Maybe you should call the doc.” No, I just got this iPod Touch last week. It holds up to 80 hours […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
It’s No Secret, Really I’ve already given you the biggest cotton swab I own! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Look, guy, I think I’ve been more than tolerant with your workplace shenanigans. When you sent that little fuzzy friend of yours screaming through air and into my cubicle the first time, I was […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Vids Or It Didn’t Happen Start recording before I start my ride? Lug along a laptop just to watch my footage? NEVER AGAIN. Today I say “Stop the madness.” Today I say “No more.” Today I say “With the Swann Freestyle HD’s included remote and LCD screen, I bid farewell to two of the most […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
South Flaw It doesn’t right all of the wrongs done to us, but it helps. Life isn’t always easy for lefties like us. Sure, our south-pawed approach doesn’t affect our ability to walk or breath or sleep or do many other necessary day-to-day things. In fact, our lives go on mostly un-hindered. But there are […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Making Progress As you can see, I’m really starting to pick up the pieces since the divorce. It’s not a bad apartment, right? I mean, it probably looks a lot more spacious than it is what with the lack of furniture and a family to love and care for, but I’m sure it’ll be fine […]
