Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Hard For Me To Say This time when I tell you to “have a nice life,” I want you to know I really mean it. Dear Sylvia, I know your first inclination was probably to delete this email the moment you saw who it was from. Who knows? Maybe even after all this time you’ve […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
It’s a story as old as time, really. Continuing to reduce your dependence on going outside for any reason. It’s been six weeks since Stephanie left, and he’s miserable. He comforts himself with the fact that he was miserable when they were together, too. Maybe he’s just a miserable person, doomed to feel this way […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Just Incase Well hello, fussy toddler in the seat next to me! Lovely day for air travel, don’t you think? Wow! That’s quite a pair of lungs on your kid there, lady! Sounds like someone’s got a bright future as a Metal singer, isn’t that right, little buddy? Yes, it is. YES, IT IS. Oops. […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Calling you out Razor. One word. So many products. You’re always making fun of your mom for not keeping up on technology. Well, check it out, I got a new phone! “Oh yeah, where is it?” Right over there. “Oh, you got a new TV? I thought you said phone.” No, Dan. I did say […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
I’m Pretty Sure It’s Around Here Somewhere For want of a flashlight, the kingdom was lost… Sure is dark out here by the side of the highway. Where would I be without the Life+Gear Auto Glow Rechargeable Flashlight to help me find the handle of my tire jack? Of course, first I’ll have to use […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
A Tough Spot Slingbox: bringing you TV wherever you want it, whenever you NEED it. Oh boy, Marco, I think we’re in over our heads this time! I mean, we need to get the key out of that bullet-proof lock-box to unlock the door to escape before the room fills with poisonous gas, but we […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Vocal Minority Everybody’s Working For The Weekend – Except Me I stand here today as an individual demanding respect. For too long have people like me – people who do NOT work for the weekend – been ignored, slandered, and mistreated by society at large. “Everybody” does not include me, nor the dozens of others […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Na na na na, NA na na naaaaaa…SCIENCE COPS! Tonight, SCIENCE COPS use TECHNOLOGY to SOLVE the CASE! OPENING CREDITS: a flashy MONTAGE of CITY STREETS, flyovers of SKYSCRAPERS, and gratuitous scenes of SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN. A focus-grouped ‘70S ROCK ANTHEM blares. We see CLOSE-UPS of each star in descending order of fame with their […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
The Bag Question But who is carrying whom? Backpack technology has come so far in recent years that we must wonder when humans will act as portable storage devices for backpacks, and not the other way around. Take the Mountain Trails Quickhaul Backpack, which features a lightweight internal frame (or “skeleton”) and four zippered compartments […]
