Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Get Some Perspective You haven’t really enjoyed watching your HDTV until you’ve watching it from a 15º angle. You guys, I think I finally understand the appeal of this Downton Abbey show. Yeah, I know what I said before. “Another British costume drama. Wee. Great job thinking outside the box, BBC.” But that was before […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Stan Killjoy, Sick Day Detective There’s a fine line between Personal Time Off and a Sick Day. Me? I’m what you might call the local border patrol. Irritable bowel syndrome. That’s what I’m thinking about as I watch the children ride round and round on the old Mayfield Carousel. No one knows what causes it, […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Have You Ever Been Experienced? Don’t be nervous. It’s my first time, too. With you, I mean. Shh. You don’t have to say a word, baby. I know why you’re here. You’re curious, right? You’ve got that other Internet-capable media player at home, but you can’t help but wonder about what it’s like to be […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Off The Hook I’m sorry, detective, but there’s nothing we can do. We’ve got to let that Roku Player go. “Five more minutes, captain. I’m this close to getting a confession out of him, alright? Just gimme five more minutes with that media streaming son of a…” Detective, did you hear me? I’m telling you […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Just Act Natural When I say “Action” keep on doing what you’re doing. “Hey man, why are you following me around with that? Are you taking my picture?” I’m not taking your picture. I’m making a film. I call it, “Josh, Interrupted.” “That’s not cool, man. I never said you could make a film about […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
What The Hex You don’t have to be Amish to be a Hexenmeister anymore! Sure, we’d all love to have a bad-ass title like Hexenmeister. But who wants to have to learn the arcane rites of the Pennsylvania Dutch folk magic system called hex work to do it? Just getting the community to accept you […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Pick a horseman, any horseman A doomsday magician never reveals his secrets, because he doesn’t have time. OK folks, step right up, step right up, don’t be afraid. Don’t mind the chorus of Cherubim and Seraphim proclaiming ruin in the skies behind me, because I’ve got some magic tricks that are really going to rock […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Nostalgic Irony The collectables of tomorrow begin today. Do you think back in the early 70s there were a bunch of people saying “Oh, wow, one day this Keep On Truckin’ shirt is gonna have massive resell value to kitsch collecting hipsters!” to each other? The answer is no. Well, maybe the answer is technically […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Look, Just Don’t Ask Questions And Buy It If you want to live in a cyberpunk future, you gotta take the good with the bad. The good? These POV 720P HD Video Sunglasses have a camera built in. That’s right, an 8MP pinhole 720P HD camera, to be precise. Pop in the Li-Polymer battery and […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Obsessive Compulsive Dysorder We know, we know. You’d rather not think about what’s on the floor you walk across every day. Once you start obsessing over the smorgasbord of crud ensnared in your seemingly innocent carpets, of the microscopic filthies prowling your hardwood and tile, you might never feel clean and safe again. When someone […]
