Monday, April 23, 2012 // Woot
That This Group Must Somehow Feed A Family Aaron was already stressed about having my parents over for dinner for the first time. Then he realized I have ten parents. Just a typical family situation these days, right? But one thing Aaron won’t have to worry about is the flatware. This 65-piece Oneida brings classic […]
Sunday, April 22, 2012 // Woot
Saving the Earth, one hump at a time. “Hey Patty. What ya … what ya protesting there?” We, the concerned citizens of Kalamazoo, have gathered here today to put an end to camel persecution. For centuries, these courageous animals have endured the flagrant mocking of human beings. “Well, they are pretty silly looking.” That is […]
Saturday, April 21, 2012 // Woot
No More Grainy Poorly-Lit “Evidence” For You The Fujifilm 14MP Digital Camera features red-eye reduction. Sorry, ghost hunters. We know, we know. You came here hoping to find a cheap camera you could use to take blurry photographs of visitors from the astral plane. You wanted that distant photo of a Sasquatch with bright red […]
Friday, April 20, 2012 // Woot
Say What You Want Superb sound quality and a sleek look that masks my schizophrenia with style? Sold. Isn’t this great, Floaty Severed Doll Head? It’s just you and me, strolling down the sidewalk, surrounded by robots and vampires, all without a care in the world. Other than the nefarious songs of the fairies, of […]
Thursday, April 19, 2012 // Woot
You’ve got to take charge! Welcome to the conference! Who’s ready to make a BILLION dollars?! Hey, Airport Hilton Express Conference Room 2, how’s it shakin’?! Reese Little here, and I’ve got just one question for you all today: are you ready to be rich? I can’t hear you. Are YOU ready to be RICH?! […]
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 // Woot
Roku Roku Roku: The Streaming Media Player of the Beast The ONLY streaming-video receiver whose name I would get tattooed on my body in Japanese. Don’t you love Roku? Yes, you do. You either love it or you just don’t know you love it yet. I mean, what’s not to love about the Roku XD […]
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 // Woot
Hey Marie, ready for lunch? Were you in the middle of vacuuming? I can come back. “I’m sorry, am I early? I figured we could hit up that new cafe, but if you’re busy-” “No, no. Come on in, Lynn! Let me just throw on a jacket before we head out.” “Oh, okay. I saw […]
Monday, April 16, 2012 // Woot
It’s science. Not science fiction. So if I buy these, I get to meet Tom Cruise, right? Um no, no you don’t. Where did you even get that i … oh dear. I see what’s happened here. You’re obviously confusing R. Buckminster Fuller with L. Ron Hubbard. It’s an easy mistake, but let me explain […]
Sunday, April 15, 2012 // Woot
Back Once Again Oh no. You’re not coming back into this warehouse, buddy. Not by a long shot. Don’t try to sweet talk me with your Beats Audio™ voice and promises of an open source operating system. You think you can just drop in whenever you want, stare into my eyes with your pretty 9.7” […]
Saturday, April 14, 2012 // Woot
At Least As Good As A Michael Bay Script The 11th President of the United States? Yeah, he was all about the low end. People think the subwoofer got popular in the ‘90s, with the rise of huge booming bass. But would you be surprised to learn the Polk Audio 8″ Wireless Subwoofer has roots in […]
