Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Finally, binoculars built “Humvee tough.” Sooo, they get terrible gas mileage? When you think long-range optics, you think Humvee. We assume. Right? I mean, otherwise it’d be pretty silly to get these Humvee Field Binoculars. You could probably get a pair of binoculars anywhere, but where else could you get binoculars that ALSO harken to […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Jock Jams Rick! Tyler! Just because it’s a NERF product doesn’t mean you guys have to throw it! “Jeez, chill Josh! We weren’t throwing it against a brick wall or something.” “Yeah, we were tossing it to each other, running it into the end zone, and then spiking it emphatically.” But you guys, it’s not […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
If all goes according to plan The Neato XV-12 is an intelligent, efficient machine. That’s important to know when planning a heist. Here are the facts as we have them: 1. Millionaire Marco Vidalli is notoriously clumsy. 2. Having come by his fortune through less-than-legal means, he fears having his actions recorded, and so has […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Don’t choke on the Wi-Fi Warning: HD video dangerous when inhaled. Hey Chris, I’ve been meaning to ask you, when are you going to call someone about your mold problem? “Mold problem? What are you talking about?” Well, just look; it’s all over the ceiling. “Oh, that’s not mold, Mark. That’s HD video.” What? HD […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
The More You Know It’s time for your laptop to make some new friends. Look, it was great while it lasted with your laptop and its original power cord. They had some great times together. They supported each other. They loved each other. But now it’s over. Your power cord is gone, dead, lost, and […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Dander You Do, Dander You Don’t These Dyson vacuums have really cheapened the hobby of pet-hair collecting. These kids today have no idea what it used to take to build a really good collection. I once drove 400 miles to a convention to buy a wisp of red-sable Pomeranian hair for $ 60 – and […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Eye of the Beholder Refurbished, you say? Well then the man who owned this HP before me must’ve been a master photographer! How else would you explain this folder containing so many beautiful images? Why, here’s an eerily bright rolling meadow! And here is a tropical island! Here is a close-up shot of a blade […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Sportstana You guys are never going to believe who sponsored our softball team! “Dale’s Pharmacy?” “Lisetto’s Italian Bistro?” “PQE Hardware?” No! Better! Guitar god Carlos Santana! I guess he has a house around here. He was at the pharmacy, and he heard me talking to the guys there, and when they turned me down, he […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Find your match today! Lots of lonely singles are just as desperate as you! SWM ISO FEMALE. THAT’S IT. JUST BE FEMALE. OR FEMALE-ISH. Second try at the online dating game. I’m a normal guy, 33, work as a freelance web copy writer. Like video games, drinking, and watching streaming movies on my Roku XD […]
Monday, March 19, 2012 // Woot
Sir? Sir I’m going to have to ask you to put that away. Sir, FAA regulations prohibit the use of electronic devices during takeoff and landing. “If you don’t mind, I’m trying to distract myself from the upcoming six hours of hell-in-a-tube by watching a movie on my HP Dual-Core Notebook with Blu-ray.” “Sir, that’s […]
