Sunday, March 18, 2012 // Woot
And That’s Why They Invented Confession If you’re reading this before 5pm, you obviously didn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day correctly. One of life’s little joys is the day we pay tribute to the noble spirit of the most well-known Irish saint… by getting completely trashed out of our minds. But let’s face it, if there […]
Saturday, March 17, 2012 // Woot
Don’t Hate The Non-Player, Hate The Game What the…? Did you guys hear that? I coulda swore that NPC just called me “Meat Shield.” Hey! Hey, you with the stiff posture and the blank stare! That’s right, I’m talking to you, merchant. “Greetings, traveler! Lookin’ to buy something? I’ve got all the best wares in […]
Friday, March 16, 2012 // Woot
Can’t spell Neato without N-O Even a Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum can have a hard time living clean. Naturally, I was excited at first. What an honor, right? Manny Southdakota had chosen me to be his full-time cleaning robot. The Manny Southdakota, famed for his lavish fortune and his love of gadgets! Now, […]
Thursday, March 15, 2012 // Woot
All Stone, No Blarney “Aye, me lad, did I ever tell ye how me and me six brothers had to go work the mines just so our Mam could afford potato chips?” What? You don’t have any brothers. Your Mom always has plenty of potato chips around the house. And you don’t even like to […]
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 // Woot
They’ll Call You “Jerk-face” “Here, eat this meat. It’s good for you.” How long have you been waiting to hear THAT? There was a time when meat was just a way of life. A time when meat was the highest expression of love. A time when children ran to the swimmin’ hole with sausages in […]
Tuesday, March 13, 2012 // Woot
Rinse and Shine Who needs to keep dreaming when you’ve got a Dream Spa Luxury Handheld Shower Head? Hi! Yes, actually I was just in here last week picking up a Dream Spa Luxury Handheld Shower Head. Oh no, nothing’s wrong. In fact, I absolutely love it! Its 3 flow zones with self-cleaning jets, its […]
Monday, March 12, 2012 // Woot
Journal Update: March 19, 2012 My new receiver has been less productive than hoped in my quest to find alien intelligence. UPDATE: My quest to be the first amateur cosmologist to discover evidence of intelligent life elsewhere in space seems to have stalled. The Denon 5.1 Channel A/V Receiver I purchased has yet to produce […]
Sunday, March 11, 2012 // Woot
Not everyone gets to be Apple. If a press conference happens in the woods and no one hears it, does it happen? We’re not sure what happened, but we scheduled a press conference last Wednesday to announce we’d be selling these refurbished Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1” Tablets bundled with an SD Card Reader. We spared […]
Saturday, March 10, 2012 // Woot
Let’s Not Lose Touch, Okay? They had a big announcement for me, too, once upon a time. Hey, guys! How’s it goin’? You know, I was just thinking about all of you the other day. I said to myself, “Current Generation Apple 8GB iPod Touch, you should get out a little more and maybe get […]
Friday, March 9, 2012 // Woot
No one dies forever Despite certain typographical errors in the manual to your iGo charger, it may not be used for reanimating cadavers. We apologize for any misunderstanding. Dear Customer, Thank you for your purchase of the iGo 4-Position Battery Charger for both AA and AAA NiMH batteries. We hope that, thus far, you have […]
