Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
I noticed you have a hard time getting to the phone when I call. I picked this up for you to make it easier. Hey pal! Your favorite neighbor, Rick, here! Hey I noticed I seem to have a heck of a time gettin’ on the ol’ ring a ding whenever we’re tryin’ to invite […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Hide your documents, hide your files Ladies and gentleman, I, John Chumby, have successfully quarantined the internet. Too long has the lewd swine known as the World Wide Web been allowed to mingle with innocent files and programs of our computers. Too long have the vile websites been free to corrupt the poor, unsuspecting contact […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Underground Rider Bike spelunking here I come! The three things I love most in life are: 1) riding my bike; 2) exploring caves; and 3) doing two things I love at the same time. That’s why I love bike spelunking. The problem is, wearing a big headlamp AND a bike helmet just looks SO stupid! […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
We Actually Like Lawyers (Please Don’t Sue Us) It was a day just like today when a guy named Walt started his empire. His last name? That’s not important, because those lawyers lovvve to vanity search. But his first name is so common it couldn’t POSSIBLY be actionable, and the story of how he turned […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Chew Gotta Believe Statements about faith are not evaluated by the FDA. Tim Tebow has been a divisive figure in the NFL. He’s attracted legions of fans for his beliefs and almost as much scorn and criticism for being so outspoken about it. Lance Armstrong, no stranger to controversy himself, comes from a much different […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Now Or Never College freshmen: it’s going to be your first real Spring Break. Don’t just use your iPhone. Look, we’re not going to lie to you: this might actually BE the best time of your life. You’ve just left your parents behind, you’re still not having to face true responsibility, and despite what your […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Oh Grow Up Go on, buddy. Just walk on in there are show them what a big playtime projector you are. Aw, Optoma PT100 Playtime Projector, it’s okay. We talked about this, remember? You don’t need us anymore. It’s time you made some new friends and explored new places. Now why don’t you go play […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
The Trees Want Revenge There’s nothing like using your cell phone in the park! Unless you’re just there because you can’t get a signal at home. sniff Heddo? Yeds, boss, id’s me. No, I canb’t come indo de offiz dotay. I god a code. sniff No, I said code. My sinuses are all stubbed up. […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
The Fall Guy I just want everyone to know that I’m okay. This pair of lightweight, easy-on Yaktrax WinterTrax Traction Aids has worked so well, that it’s inspired me to put up some signs around my house: On the icy front steps: 23 days without an accident. On my driveway: 26 days without an accident. […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
We All Gotta Grow I’m the kind of guy, when I say something, I mean it. So I’ll never own a digital camera. I can still remember it like it was yesterday. I was sitting at my friend Tommy’s house, playing Super Nintendo, and he said something about a camera that used a computer instead […]
