Yaktrax WinterTrax Traction Aid (Pair) – $3.99
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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The Fall Guy
I just want everyone to know that I’m okay.
This pair of lightweight, easy-on Yaktrax WinterTrax Traction Aids has worked so well, that it’s inspired me to put up some signs around my house:
On the icy front steps: 23 days without an accident.
On my driveway: 26 days without an accident. Any falls that have occurred in the last 26 days on this driveway were on purpose, and should be noted as such if a video of them were to be uploaded to Youtube.
On the sidewalk that my neighbor never shovels: 12 days without an accident. And to clarify, those accidents that happened 12 or more days ago were not at all funny. They were painful. So I don’t appreciate all the laughter.
On the (also not shoveled) walkway up to my neighbor’s house: 10 days without an accident. Now, with the added traction of my Yaktrax, you won’t have the thud of me hitting the ground to alert you to my presence. I’ll just be there when you open the door, ready to have a little chit-chat about what you find so friggin’ funny!
Directly Outside of My Shower: 3 days without an accident. The Yaktrax don’t really work in here. But more importantly, if you’re reading this sign, and you’re not me or my wife, you’re a creep! Why are you so obsessed with seeing me fall? STOP LAUGHING! STOP LAUGHING!
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Features:
- Easy on/off
- Ultra lightweight
- Spikeless
- Custom fits to most footwear
- Helps reduce the risk of falls & injuries
- Patented SkidLock coil design
- 360 degrees of traction
- Fits women’s size 6 to men’s size 12
How to Install WinterTrax on your shoes:
- Step One: Bring your foot over your knee. Make sure the label is facing out. Hook the front of your WinterTrax over the toe of your shoe and stretch to cover the sole
- Step Two: Securely fasten the heel tab to the back heel of your shoe
- Step Three: Check both sides of your shoe to make sure the perimeter of the WinterTrax is securely over the sides of your shoe
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Not for indoor use.
In the box: (Boots in Main Photo NOT Included)
- (1) Yaktrax WinterTrax Traction Aid – Pair (Choose color)
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