Tuesday, November 1, 2011 // Woot
Router. Dual Band. Hot. These are the voyages of the NETGEAR N600 Wireless-N. Its mission: To help seek out new cat pictures and amusing cooking videos. Captain! Sensors are picking up a signal just ahead! “What have we got, Ensign?” It appears to be a young woman alone in her kitchen. Sensors indicate she is […]
Monday, October 31, 2011 // Woot
All last week and concluding today, the Woot writers are each writing about the movies that scare them the most. Today on Halloween, Matthew Norman talks about five frightening flicks that managed to scare the bejesus out of him even though he’s never really seen them… (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly […]
Monday, October 31, 2011 // Woot
Lights, Camera, Cats Action What do you mean, “why” is it my dream to film an all-cat remake of the 1991 Gene Hackman legal thriller Class Action? “Why?” What kind of question is that? I don’t cross-examine my dreams, OK? Maybe you’re the kind of person who sees an exquisite butterfly flitting across a field […]
Monday, October 31, 2011 // Woot
How are people supposed to get all these excess vitamins out of their bodies? It’s obvious: The same way they got them in there. Come up with just the right regurgitative formula and you’ll surf an enormous tidal wave of vomit that ultimately barfs you up on the beach of bountiful profits! Woot! – One […]
Sunday, October 30, 2011 // Woot
I started having doubts I was the kid’s father when he didn’t look at all like me. That and the levitation thing. There were other signs, too. The fact I had been on a business trip around the time Beth got pregnant was one. The crazy accelerated three-month gestational period was another. And, thinking back […]
Saturday, October 29, 2011 // Woot
The Green Side Now you can save the planet using a compost bin shaped like a weapon that could destroy the planet! To: Galactic Empire Employees, all From: Tarkin, Grand Moff Subject: New Environmental Initiative Greetings all, I am excited to announce a new initiative aboard the Death Star: we are going green. As you […]
Friday, October 28, 2011 // Woot
All week and through next Monday, the Woot writers are sharing the movies that make them crap their pants in terror – figuratively, we hope. Here are five movies that give Jason Toon the willies – because they seem like they could actually happen… (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly NSFW. Watch… […]
Friday, October 28, 2011 // Woot
If you’re unfamiliar with my weekly project, The United States of Songs, take a look at some previous installments. Explaining it every week is getting kind of tedious and repetitive. This week we’re heading down south to the great state of Mississippi! The state: Mississippi The song: “Here’s to the State of Mississippi” by Phil […]
Friday, October 28, 2011 // Woot
Want to get good and angry before the weekend? Let’s spend the morning playing a little Warlight. One look at that map and you’ll know what kind of game this is. Drop your armies, plan your attacks, watch your turn, feel the rush. Warlight‘s a Risk clone, and it it’s pretty solid too. […]
Friday, October 28, 2011 // Woot
Big Journeys Start With Tiny Steps One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. With an ISO 7X Isometric Workout Bar, you’d have just finished your workout. What are the two worst things about working out? The first is that you’ve got to go somewhere else, and the second is that you’ve got to take a […]
