Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Scare and scare alike, as they say. The Woot Writers have spent all week sharing their favorite scare flicks, and now it’s Jason Hinklin-Lauderdale’s turn to tune us into what frightens him in film. (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly NSFW. Watch… but at your own risk!) Blah blah slashers blah […]
Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
It’s time for the second installment in what I swear to Tabaldak is going to be a weekly series of articles about man-eating crocodile movies, no matter how unenthusiastic the reader response! This week’s picture: Primeval (2007) Very loosely based on the true story of Gustave, a huge killer crocodile still living (oops, spoiler) in […]
Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Two letters might not sound like much, but they can totally change your meaning. For example, there’s a big difference between saying “I cycle to work” and “I recycle to work.” The first means you ride a bike, and the second means you’ve found a way to make old bottles and cans into a means […]
Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Oh come on, this is ridiculous. You don’t want to be on your deathbed wondering where that Arby’s receipt from 2002 went. So you can look me in the eye and, with a straight face, tell me you’d rather your legacy on this earth be orderly and organized rather than meaningful? You’re telling me you’d […]
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 // Woot
When the grocery store parking lot starts to get scummy with the guts of smashed pumpkins, you know that it’s the season for scares. So our Woot Writers will be spending the week running down their top Scary Movies so you can check out, judge, and berate them as horribly inadequate. Today, Sean presents a […]
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LONDON (UPI) — A tooth said to have […]
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 // Woot
Not Much To Sew For It Now girls, I know Daddy said he would make you any Halloween costume you wanted, but there were some complications. I know, I know. I got this Singer 5500 Fashion Mate Sewing Machine with Hard Cover for this exact reason. But, sewing is complicated. All of the Automatic Needle […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Woot
Deck the halls with bones and blood, see? It’s the season for scares, so our Woot Writers will be spending the week running down their top Scary Movies so you can check out, judge, and berate them as horribly inadequate. Yesterday was Randy‘s shot, and today is Scott’s turn! Come inside and see what he […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Woot
Every Tuesday on the Woot blog, writer and professional ex- Jeopardy! contestant Ken Jennings puts on his Debunker hat and takes at aim much-believed morsels of information that feel so true… but are really all wrong. This month, to celebrate Halloween and the inevitable candy-gorging orgy (gorgy?) that ensues, Ken will debunk four myths about […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Woot
Energize Your Relationship Gosh, darling, in these flashing emergency lights, you really look lovely wrapped in that shock blanket. You know, we may never know why I grabbed these two iGo Power Smart Wall Surge Protectors on my way out of your burning apartment, Janey. It seems so random, doesn’t it? I mean, with all […]
