CompoSpin Outdoor Composter with Rolling Base – $79.99
Saturday, October 29, 2011
The Green Side
Now you can save the planet using a compost bin shaped like a weapon that could destroy the planet!
To: Galactic Empire Employees, all
From: Tarkin, Grand Moff
Subject: New Environmental Initiative
Greetings all,
I am excited to announce a new initiative aboard the Death Star: we are going green.
As you all know, we take pride in our superweapon’s ability to destroy an entire planet with just one blast. But the truth is that the Death Star has other destructive effects of which we are not so proud. Did you know the gases produced from a single day of standard operations is enough to kill thousands of nearby Gungans and Ewoks? Now imagine if that gas were to effect a species that everyone didn’t hate! So, to avoid such a tragedy, we must drastically change how we do things, and then means thinking of the environment.
How will we reduce our enormous, evil footprint on the universe? Well, as it turns out, the Death Star’s construction optimizes the 4 key components to composting: heat, moisture, mixing, and time. That’s why, by next Thursday any and all vacant space will be filled with household waste. Thanks to our double wall construction and dark color, we’re able to turn that waste into compost in as quickly as six weeks, at which time the space will be emptied and filled with new waste! In doing this, we expect to reduce our impact on the galaxy by nearly 86%! (That’s environmental impact; we’re still going to impact the galaxy a lot by blowing stuff up.)
I’m sure you’re all as excited as I am about these new developments, but nevertheless, feel free to email me with any questions or concerns.
Best,
GMT
P.s. To answer everyone’s first question: yes, it’s gonna smell.
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 1 Year Systems Trading Corp
Condition: New
Features:
All-weather, patented composter is fun to use, can handle all kinds of compostable yard, garden and kitchen waste, has a large 50-gallon capacity, is easy to assemble with only household tools, includes base, and can create nutrient rich compost in as little as 6 weeks
- Designed to handle all compostable yard, garden and kitchen waste
- Turns household waste into compost in as little as 6 weeks
- Specially designed to optimize the 4 key components to composting: heat, moisture, mixing and time
- Double wall construction and dark color insulate mixture for excellent heat retention and faster breakdown
- 360° rotation randomly blends material, keeping the compost moist and improving the mixing, aeration and decomposition process
- Unique air tubes provide constant air supply and help to break up and mix newly added materials with older materials
- Durable blow-molded base with 8 ball bearings makes spinning, mixing and tumbling easy
- Simple assembly takes just 30 minutes or less
- Protection against animals and pests
- Made of 100 percent recycled plastics for environmental sensitivity
- 50-gal. capacity
- Easy and fun to use
Technical Specifications:
- Dimensions: 28” D
- Weight: 25 lbs
- Capacity: 50 gallon
- Materials: 100% Recycled Plastics
- CompoSpin Manual: CLICK HERE!
Assembly Required
- Tools Needed:
– Philips Screwdriver
– Hammer
– Gloves
- Tools Recommended:
– Rubber Mallet
– Safety Goggles
In the box:
- (1) Systems Trading Corp STC33371 CompoSpin Outdoor Composter
- (1) Rolling Base
- Assembly Instructions / Owner’s Manual
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