Tuesday, October 18, 2011 // Woot
Fight Mammary Loss They’re round, firm, and impossible to keep our hands off of. Buckyballs are pretty cool, too. Now this is how you celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Today, for every 2-pack you buy of the spiffy new pink edition of these irresistible rare-earth magnets, Maxfield & Oberton will donate $ 3 to Susan […]
Monday, October 17, 2011 // Woot
The recent shock over Hank Williams Jr. and his anti-presidential outburst reminded us a whole bunch of that exciting moment back in 2005, where- well, you remember it, surely. But the similarity between hip hop and country doesn’t end with two guys who can’t keep their mouths shut. A quick skim through the […]
Monday, October 17, 2011 // Woot
Lean in a little closer. Who knew Trent Reznor was such a neat freak? You help me clean the bedroom You suck up all of the gloom You make a sound that goes vroom You make me not need a broom (Dyson!) You’ve got a HEPA filter (Dyson!) Your motor’s in the ball (Dyson!) Low […]
Monday, October 17, 2011 // Woot
Since when is every mixed drink a “martini?” Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle knows: Since never! You might say… it really BUGS him. (YeeEEAAAHHH, puts on sunglasses.) Wherever drinkers of cloying, cutesy cocktails slander the good name of martini, you can count on Ben to raise his whiny, irritating, abrasive voice to defend it. Preach […]
Sunday, October 16, 2011 // Woot
Or Just Play Any Neil Young Record Instead Sure, some people might say “Nevermind” isn’t the greatest record in history. But those people probably never heard it on a pair of Pioneer Bookshelf Loudspeakers. See, some bands, man, they gotta have the right set up. Like, Black Sabbath, you want to hear them in your […]
Saturday, October 15, 2011 // Woot
Wow, free phone service through my Internet connection! This would be a great idea if anyone still made phone calls! What a fantastic gift! And absolutely perfect for our house, too! Our very own refurbished Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone Service! Man, this could really come in handy if we didn’t have cell phones, email, […]
Friday, October 14, 2011 // Woot
If you haven’t read The United States of Songs before, here’s the deal: I‘m moving alphabetically through every state in the union to find a song that perfectly encapsulates what it means to be in and/or from that state. I put some incredibly short-sighted rules on the contest when I started, namely that the song […]
Friday, October 14, 2011 // Woot
Good morning! Aw, what’s wrong? Tired out from the week that was? We understand. But you’ve got to push yourself through the day. Just finish what you’re doing, even you’re not really able to concentrate. Here. we found a game to help. It’s called Asleep Walking You’re that shadowy guy who moves like […]
Friday, October 14, 2011 // Woot
No Air Up There As a blower, great! As a weapon against an alien invasion, maybe not. I gotta tell ya, Bobby. I’m loving the script so far. Explosions, devastation, aliens. What more could you ask for? I almost wanna green-light this thing right now… but first, I just gotta know: how does it end? […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
There are two ways to get someone to say, “Hey, that business is going places!” The first way is to put together a business model that is new and exciting that will make a lot of money really quick. The second way is to put your business’s name on the side of some sort of […]
