Martinis: Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle Weighs In

Monday, October 17, 2011

Since when is every mixed drink a “martini?” Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle knows: Since never! You might say… it really BUGS him. (YeeEEAAAHHH, puts on sunglasses.)

Wherever drinkers of cloying, cutesy cocktails slander the good name of martini, you can count on Ben to raise his whiny, irritating, abrasive voice to defend it. Preach on, brother Beetle!
Martini photo by Flickr user chris.corwin: http://www.flickr.com/photos/flickerbulb/95054208/
Coca-Cola photo by Flickr user hoyasmeg: http://www.flickr.com/photos/emeryjl/2723333100/
Martini components photo by Flickr user Ken30684: http://www.flickr.com/photos/19886767@N00/432965621/
Photo of girl bearing vodka by Flickr user Betsssssy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/betsssssy/439419292/
Ham photo by Flickr user omaniblog: http://www.flickr.com/photos/omaniblog/4215542274/
Chicken photo by Flickr user delgaudm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mydailycommute/25200172/
“Chocotini” photo by Flickr user thirteenthbat: http://www.flickr.com/photos/awarmplace/2335388529/
All photos used in accordance with the terms of their Creative Commons licenses.
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