Thursday, September 15, 2011 // Woot
I call myself a “rugged technological enthusiast.” Just because I have a device doesn’t mean I want it to make things easier. Look, I’m just saying I don’t want technology to do everything for me. I’m not some bearded weirdo writing a manifesto in a cabin and taping twigs to bombs. I just want to […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
The Killing Joke “Yes, doctor, he’s in room 314. Says he hears voices talking to him.” Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Did she tell you, Doc? Did she say I was mad? I’m not mad, you know. I might be in this straightjacket, but I’m not mad. Ha ha ha […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
I’ve tried headphones. I’ve tried faking sleep. If this doesn’t discourage people from talking to me on the plane, I don’t know what will. Some people are just friendly. They can strike up a conversation with anybody, anywhere, on just about any topic. I have friends like that. In fact, that’s why I’m friends with […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Shouldn’t That Say “Final Generation”? Well, this is it, Flip MinoHD 4GB Camcorder. You got any last words? I… I just want to say thank you to everyone who’s ever stuck up for me in the past, especially all those nice people who have given me such nice reviews. I’m glad I could bring you […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
You Two Play Nice Even though they’re two-in-one, they’re still going to have to learn a little something called “cooperation”. Blender and Food Processor, you two settle down this instant! If you think for a second that I’m going to let the two of you ruin dinner for everybody, then you are sorely mistaken. Either […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Don’t tell me it’s pathetic. Finally, I can have that steamy night of passion I always dreamed of. There’s nothing I want more after a hard day’s work than to come home to a hot, steamy night with my love. Of course, since I’m a perpetually single overweight 30-something with a dead-end, menial job, few […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
We Lose More Staff This Way Ave Razer! We who are about to mouse salute you! When you’re trying to play a game, nothing’s worse than a cursor that starts Roman. So the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is… wait. Wait. “A cursor that starts Roman”? That’s such a horrible… no, I can’t even go on. […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Blender It’s quiet in this kitchen… a little too quiet… Someone call for strawberries? Because I do believe it’s smoothy time! Cheryl? What are you doing under that table? “Hiding! And if you want to see tomorrow you’ll shut up and get under here too!” What’s going on? I thought you wanted […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Sal Paradise has nothin’ on me. I’m a 21st century super tramp. This is it. I’m doing it. Striking out on my own, with nothing but the clothes on my back and this notebook. Let the winds of fate toss me where they will; I’m going to live the REAL American Dream, the dream where […]
