Ninja Professional Blender – $39.99

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Blender

It’s quiet in this kitchen… a little too quiet…

Someone call for strawberries? Because I do believe it’s smoothy time! Cheryl? What are you doing under that table?

“Hiding! And if you want to see tomorrow you’ll shut up and get under here too!”

What’s going on? I thought you wanted to have a smoothie party?

“I did! Oh God, Jared, I did! But now… now I just want to survive!”

You know what you need? A tall glass of my tension-taming mango zango! Where’s the blender?

“That’s just it: I don’t know! You see, I ordered a new Ninja Professional Blender just for this occasion… It was going to be a surprise. Then, when I was unpacking it this morning, all I heard was “Hi-ya” and then I came too several hours later with a throbbing pain in my neck. I didn’t see the Ninja anywhere, but my old blender was in pieces on the floor, just totally disassembled.”

What? That’s crazy talk.

“It’s no such thing! This new blender’s got 1000 Watts of power, and it’s a trained mercenary! It can crush ice, blend, puree! It can even do controlled processing! Don’t you see? IT’S A KILLING MACHINE!!!”

Cheryl, stop screaming!

“You’re right, it might hear me! Oh God, I might have just signed my death warrant!”

Calm down, Cheryl, where is the blender now?

“Probably lurking in the shadows. Getting ready to claim its next victim. I’m too young to die, Jared! I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: Euro-Pro 30 Day Limited Warranty

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• The Ninja® Professional Blender is an innovative, high-powered, professional blender with outstanding performance and a sleek design
• Perfect for ice crushing, blending, pureeing, and controlled processing
• 1000 Watts of power
• 72 oz. Pitcher with blade and lid
• BPA-free construction
• 3-Speeds and Pulse Action
• Pitcher locks onto non-slip base
• Vacuum sealed lid with release button
• As a safety feature, lid and pitcher must be locked in place before blade can be activated
• Dishwasher safe

In the box:

(1) Euro-Pro NJ600 Ninja Professional Blender includes:

• Blender Motor Base
• 72oz. Pitcher
• Blender Lid with Locking Handle and Pour Spout
• Ninja 6-Blade

Woot! – One Day, One Deal