Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
But there’s something about the aristocracy, something that make us love them. We kicked them out in 1776, but we still love them. And so when we hear about a guy who was born to lead a country and ALSO decided to serve it in combat… well, it’s hard not to like a fella like […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Oh, sure, there are lots of holier-than-thou commentators out there saying that what the HP 17″ Dual-Core Notebook was accused of doing is “unforgivable”. I’d like to remind those goody-goodies of a fundamental truth of our legal system: pleading no contest to a lesser charge is NOT the same thing as admitting guilt to the […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to alert you when you stray too far from your phone, or to help you find your keys (or whatever else you attach it to), or to contact 911 in an emergency, or as a glowing disc of power. Don’t use this: for anything else. Jeez, aren’t all those uses up there enough […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to avoid paying for costly professional polo heathering. Don’t use this: to play water polo. Or honey polo. Rejected Names for this Product Include: “Eh, You Know, A Shirt” Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: “Th’ trick with’n newborn Fila is that she’n wants t’ be wrangled. Approach ‘er […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Look at you all, all lined up in front of the dark tinted glass window. Elbowing each other, just trying to sneak in one good peek. You know the rules, boys. You can lookie loo all you want. Just don’t touch … unless we’re talking about the touchpad controls with LCD, in which case, that’s […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
“Bad news, Chief. The perp got away again.” Are you kidding me? I don’t understand how this keeps happening. “I know. I was sure I had him. But he somehow managed to maneuver around me and then he just took off. I’m starting to think maybe trading in the patrol cars for these Lil Rider […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
“?A donde vas, vaquero?” “A las montanas. La lluvia caia alli la semana pasada y el hato se desea hierba verde.” “Usted trae a su Cold Steel Vaquero Voyager navaja, ?no?” “Si. Por supuesto. La hoja de sierra con me servira bien en la pradera.” “Hay algo extrano con usted, Pablo. Hay algo extrano con […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
It’s all the same, only the atoms decay Everyday it seems they’re half-lifing away Another space where the outcome is unknown I’d meow all night, just to have my state shown I’m a cat, boy, in a steel box I reside I’m quantum, dead or alive Quantum, dead or alive Sometimes I’m deceased, sometimes it’s […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Depression. Anxiety. Pink eye. Inflated self-worth. Hemorrhoids. Rabies. You name it, bacon can cure it. You could eat it on a burger, baked potato, or whip it up into the base of a salad dressing. Or, thanks to these aromatic and flavorful spreads, you could eat it right off a spoon or just slather it […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Yeah, yeah, I know, all those snowstorms were in the news, right. Here’s the thing about cold weather, though: eventually it ends. Then the weather gets hot. It’s happened every year so far, hasn’t it? Honestly, I probably could make some room for you in here. This Sharp Air Conditioner’s got more than enough power […]
