Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to stream your iTunes library over your home network with Apple’s AirPlay service. Don’t use this: to airnet your library apples with your service play over streamwork home tunes. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: add an early-’90s style “new jack swing” rhythm track to classic pop songs. A real Amazon review of […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because all the good birds are always far away. Don’t use these: backwards to see into your own eyeballs. They don’t work that way. If these were a character in a sitcom, their catchphrase would be: “Are YOU lookin’ at me?!” Left to their own devices, these: would zoom in on 1,000 thread […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because no matter how much you say, “c’mere!” the targets at the range just won’t come any closer. Don’t use this: if you’re going to call it “Poldy.” It’s not your friend. It’s a premium scope that works well for spotting from dawn until dusk. At a karaoke bar, this product sings: “So […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Oh, but that’s not all, Oreck. You know how you have two fans built in to your sweetly modern design, right? And remember that girl in high school, the one who- right, the one who loved guys with two fans. Well, I kinda- I kinda told her I was the one with two fans. Yeah, […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Don’t believe us? Take a look! Go on, take a look, we don’t mind waiting. Boot up any game from Spyro to Doom and you’ll find the similar patterns that gaming is based on. Move this, turn that, type in the right letters, then fly through a tunnel at high speeds until you finally reach […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Liano A4-3420 (2.8GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Memory: 6GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 8GB Memory Slots: 2 Graphics: Radeon HD 6410D Hard Drive: 1TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated ALC 656 Sound: HD 5.1 Surround Sound Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: None Front Panel: 6-in-1 Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Man, it was like… I could see the grooves that made up the universe. I could see the universe spinning at 33 1/3 revolutions per minute, but not regular minutes – like, cosmic minutes, man. And the entire physical world was just a giant speaker cone to amplify the song of existence. Then I heard […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Maybe you’re just a poor boy So with wines you’re seldom bold You don’t have it with your dishes For a vineyard in Sonoma is too far away And even yet If a three pack one day did appear You’d certainly try it Hmm mmm Mmmm mm mm mmmm mmm So this gentleman and family […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Contrary to popular opinion, the world went for a very long time before the digital age. But how many lives were lost? How many mistakes were made? What tragedies could have been avoided if every human had been the owner of a 15.6″ Lenovo Laptop? Nikita Khrushchev, for example. Most famous for banging his shoe […]
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to hide your ears’ secrets. Don’t use these: in conjunction with a park to make fun but ultimately unsatisfying brit-pop. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: listening to survival guide audio books. If you traveled to the past, people would think these were a: ear blood drainers. […]
