Saturday, March 30, 2013 // Woot
Why are we selling packs of 100 batteries today? Well, there are many ways to interpret this question. In one sense, we are selling 100 batteries because we think people will buy this many batteries at this price (wouldn’t it be nice to have a stockpile?) But this isn’t really the question. Why are we […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if the internet loves cat videos, they’re going to love catfish videos! Don’t use this: to film water itself. That won’t look like anything from the inside. Serve this product for dinner with a garnish of: sea salt. This just posted on Facebook: “There r more than 1 fish in the sea. […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if the internet loves cat videos, they’re going to love catfish videos! Don’t use this: to film water itself. That won’t look like anything from the inside. Serve this product for dinner with a garnish of: sea salt. This just posted on Facebook: “There r more than 1 fish in the sea. […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Now I know you’re just a cat, but don’t let that deter you: you CAN do this. You can do this just like Ed showed us a monkey can play baseball and how Gus showed us a horse can kick a football. It’ll take some practice, but I have faith in you. After all, it […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Cast Iron (2013) is the story of a twenty-something witch (Jennifer Lawrence) who decides to rebel against her parents by taking a cooking class against their wishes. Her warlock father (Steve Martin) decides to teach his daughter a lesson by buying her a Cuisinart 5.5 Quart Cast Iron Pot that is secretly possessed by a […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Sure, these William Bounds Pepper Mills are a great way to bring the bright, flavorful zing of fresh pepper to any meal, and a touch of dignity and class to your table. And they come in various sizes and styles, to suit different budgets, tastes in decor, and appetites for pepper. But they’re also hilarious! […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
“… 97 … 98 … 99 … 100. Whew!” Nancy, what are you doing with all those bottles of Olevano Olive Oil? “Shhhhh! I don’t want anyone to find out, but apparently, there’s GOLD in this olive oil!” If that’s the case, we need to get this out of here RIGHT NOW, because someone is […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
“Pssst. Hey. Hey kid.” Dad? What are you doing here? And why are you wearing that big hat and hiding behind that beach umbrella? “Shhh. I don’t have much time, and I don’t want your mother to know I’m here.” Why not? “I think she hid something of mine under your plush and cuddly 100% […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Just spend a moment taking in its grandeur, its simplicity, its humble power. Let your eyes linger on its cantilevered arm. Let your spirit dance with the adjustable brackets. Ponder the brilliance of its ability to adjust to accomodate off-center wall studs. The last time I checked (1997, maybe?), there was nothing this beautiful on […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH* “Let me put on some music.” “Hee hee. OK.” “Any requests?” “Do you have the new Fleet Foxes album?” “No, but I can download it. Aaaaand…there we go. Now, where were we?” *SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH* *ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz hnh hnh ZZZZZZZZ* “Wait, what is this?” “It’s not the Fleet Foxes?” “No. It sounds like […]
