Friday, July 8, 2011 // Woot
Okay, we’re a little late to this one… but maybe you are too. And if you’ve missed out on Adult Swim’s Cardboard Box Assembler, now’s your chance to see what you’ve been missing! Remember that Adult Swim is known for animation, which means you’re going to want to watch the credits. They’re a mix of […]
Friday, July 8, 2011 // Woot
Smile To the beach, boys and girls! But some of us just weren’t made for these summertimes. Boys, come on! Come on! It’s summer! You should be out, I don’t know, surfing or tanning or maybe racing cars or something. Well, okay, Carl, I guess you ARE racing cars, but I didn’t mean some game […]
Thursday, July 7, 2011 // Woot
Pour Some Lonesome Tonight U Want This is either the best mash-up anybody ever mashed-up, or the worst. But it sounds great on my Section 8 earbuds. It started innocently enough. “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool to combine ‘California Love’ with ‘L.A. Woman’?” But you know how this mash-up thing goes. By the time I […]
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LA JOLLA, Calif. (UPI) — Thirty-seven strawberries a […]
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 // Woot
Wasting Time You know the rule: Put a watch around the stem of that glass so you don’t lose track of which one is yours. Oh, it’s so nice to have people over! Harold and I used to have friends over for dinner and drinks all the time back home, but ever since we’ve moved […]
Tuesday, July 5, 2011 // Woot
Schooled Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t be touching my desktop picture there, pal! I’m sure all those koi are looking wonderful on my special 23” LED monitor, but you better keep a few feet back at all times! See, nothing, but NOTHING offends me more than some doofus strolling up and getting his cheese powdered fingers […]
Monday, July 4, 2011 // Woot
As Brad Paisley says: “This is country music.” As our podcast team adds: “…and some of it is exceedingly stupid.” The STUPID SIX, our longstanding audio podcast feature, comes to you in video form for the first time this week, bringing with it a half-dozen examples of some of the stupidest country music lyrics currently […]
Monday, July 4, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Sunday, July 3, 2011 // Woot
You’re getting sleepy… You find your mind drifting, and when you come to you’ll have watched a marathon of “Hogan Knows Best.” Sleeeeep, dear consumer, sleeeeep. Your eyes are getting heavy. You’re tired, sooooooo tired. You can’t take your eyes away from this Silo 24” 1080p LED HDTV. It’s so soothing and calming, you can’t […]
Saturday, July 2, 2011 // Woot
Snowball Fight! Are you going to let a little thing like 100+ degree temperatures ruin your winter fun? Yeah, probably. HA ha ha! Oh man, you totally got me with that one! I mean, it was mostly slush and it didn’t really hold together well by the time it hit my face, but you totally […]
