Monday, May 30, 2011 // Woot
The alligator has a lot going for it, having been nearly perfected way back in in prehistoric times. That’s right, I said “nearly.” They’re great survivors, it’s true, but an alligator could never have narrated THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Alas, if only the crocodilians could grow facial hair. This video features alligator photos by Flickr users […]
Sunday, May 29, 2011 // Woot
Okay, so it’s not exactly Hi Fashion. This is one projector that we found amazing. I don’t care if you don’t like my hair because I bought a projector And I don’t want to grouse so just come to my house because I bought a projector And you can’t say I’m lame when you want […]
Saturday, May 28, 2011 // Woot
Ain’t Too Proud To Beg Well, Snuffles, it’s been fun, but I’m afraid your run as “Best Friend” is at an end. Now come on. Don’t give me the sad eyes, you hound. Refurbished or not, this HP Pavilion Dual-Core Entertainment Notebook with 17.3″ BrightView LED Display & Blu-ray pretty much outclasses you in nearly […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
Every week I take a state and try to find the one song that perfectly captures what it means to be there; a song that when you hear it, regardless of where you’re at or where you’re from, you instantly feel like you’re in whatever state being praised. We call it The United States of […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
Every week I take a state and try to find the one song that perfectly captures what it means to be there; a song that when you hear it, regardless of where you’re at or where you’re from, you instantly feel like you’re in whatever state being praised. We call it The United States of […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
We’re at a really weird time and place in American politics. Not that it’s not always pretty weird, but in the days of the internet, sarcastic “news” shows like The Colbert Report and The Daily Show, and free-falling standards of journalistic practice it’s SCARY how quickly misinformation can spread and cement itself as truth even […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
A good three-day weekend? Stretch it out to three and a half. A game like Siegius is the perfect option for a lazy Friday at work. Face it, everybody else is gonna disappear at lunch, right? And if you’re “mission critical” they certainly can’t fire you. See? That’s how you think strategically. You’ll […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
Thursday, May 26, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LOS ANGELES (UPI) — Sofia Coppola’s publicist has […]
Thursday, May 26, 2011 // Woot
Elliptickle Your Fancy Tired of creeps gawking at you while you work out? Then you probably won’t want to join the gym we started in our garage. Dear Ms. Kari Steinmetz, Congratulations! The management of SuperPro Fitness Center Extreme would like you to accept this Schwinn A40 Elliptical Trainer with our compliments! Its 8 resistance […]
