Friday, June 3, 2011 // Woot
And People Wonder Why Dogs Are So Spoiled These Days Hard to believe that a computer so powerful can still be light enough to carry around in your teeth. Please, Jiffy. Please. Just be still while the nice lady gives you a bath and I’ll get you your own Samsung laptop. That’s right. You smell […]
Thursday, June 2, 2011 // Woot
Summer movie season is upon us here in the states, which means millions of people will soon be heading to the local 50-screen movie-plex to take in the latest disappointments Hollywood has managed to exude onto the big screen like so much weeping puss. In the quest to get more of your dollars without putting […]
Thursday, June 2, 2011 // Woot
It Might Not Be Right But It Feels So Good Dear Yappy Little Dog Who Lives Downstairs: I’m coming for you now. For the last two months, Yappy Little Dog Who Lives Downstairs, I’ve heard you. I’ve heard you tell your owner goodbye in the morning, I’ve heard you mourn your owner’s absence all day, […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NAPLES, Italy (UPI) — A Neapolitan organized crime […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
Video game enthusiasts, we are officially careening headfirst down the slippery slope we’ve all worried about for years since the first downloadable content purchases were offered. Activision Blizzard Inc. has announced that with their next game, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3” (due out in November), gamers will have to pay a monthly subscription fee […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
We’ve made it to summer. How about a little summer poetry? William Henry Davies spent much of his life as a tramp on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean, but after losing his leg, began serious work on his poetry. Just like Eminem to Dr. Dre, Davies got noticed by George Bernard Shaw, and suddenly […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Monday, May 30, 2011 // Woot
Here’s The Beef After the iPad, the world needs more tablet computers like it needs more “I’m a Mac”/”I’m a PC” parodies. iPad: Hi. I’m an iPad. Sol: And I’m a little solar-powered pocket calculator. iPad: I’m available refurbished right now on Woot for an unprecedented low price. Sol: I’m available for free when you […]
