A Single Demon Must Be In Want Of A Wife: Woot Weads The Wire
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.
LOS ANGELES (UPI) — Sofia Coppola’s publicist has confirmed the Hollywood movie director plans to marry rocker Thomas Mars this summer, People.com reported Tuesday.
Based on their career experience, the couple is planning a large reception with critics, then a more subdued reception with the general public.
LONDON (UPI) — An extremely rare manuscript of an unfinished novel in Jane Austen’s hand is going up for auction in London.
Lawyers for Harlan Ellison allegedly moved to block the auction, saying the idea for information in a hand was stolen from the author’s “Outer Limits” episode.
CANNES, France (UPI) — Organizers of France’s Cannes film festival say Danish director Lars Von Trier is no longer welcome after he joked about his Nazi roots at a press conference.
Von Trier agreed to remove Carrot von Braun immediately, but argued that Rommel the Potato should be allowed to stay, since he was technically just a tuber.
NEW YORK (UPI) — The pastor of a New York congregation dubbed the Hipster Church said he is trying to create “a church for our generation.”
Rumors hint their Eucharist will be PBR and cupcakes, while their Bible will be re-translated by Dave Eggars.
VALLEJO, Calif., May 24 (UPI) — A California man said he was overjoyed when a sewer worker discovered the class ring he dropped down a toilet 72 years ago.
But according to his friends, the man just didn’t want to admit he’d been dumped by a C.H.U.D.
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