Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Man, the thing about HP laptops is that you can’t eat just one. Sure, you might think it’s possible, but as soon as you open the bag and bite into its Intel? 3rd generation Core? i5-3210M dual-core processor, you’ll immediately want another. It must be something about the saltiness of the 750GB SATA hard drive, […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
“Irish writers like James Joyce, W.B. Yeats, and Edna O’Brien are known the world over for their vivid language, dense imagery, and deep spiritual yearnings,” said Cath na Ceilin, Undersecretary of Emoticons & Avatars. “Goodbye to all that. If Ireland wants to maintain its foremost position in the literature of the 21st century, we simply […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
“Thanks for coming out with me tonight, Lisa. I’m having a really nice time.” I am too. Thanks for inviting me. “So how’s your roast pork. Can I have a bite, pleeeeeease?” Uh, sure. Yeah, it’s really good. Here you go. “Mmm. That IS good. How would you say it pairs with your Mahoney Vineyards […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Okay, fine. Nothing about breakfast will ever be that dramatic. But isn’t that what we really love about breakfast the most? Breakfast is plain, unassuming, always dependable, and even when it gets fancy, we get… what? Omelets? Waffles? We’re not talking Coq au Vin here. And yet, nobody EVER turns down a fresh warm waffle. […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your webcam-vlog could use the excitement of some shaky cam! Don’t use this: to convince people that you have robot eyes. People know what camcorders are. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: making a movie about how you’re surviving in the wilderness. If you’re the main […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you’re going to pick up every stick in the woods you see, you’re going to need some storage. Don’t use this: as a mask for your backpack costume. It might seem like a good idea, but you’re going to need some eye holes. This just posted to Facebook: “It sux being […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Listen, I know they say you’re never supposed to go to bed angry, but I just don’t want to talk about it right now. I know we’ll get past it and move on, but you need to give me some time. No, no. Of course I don’t want you to sleep on the couch. It’s […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Freedom and speed. The first time your child takes their tricycle down a hill, they know it. Like peanut butter and chocolate, they’re two things that are made for each other. And once you have a little, you’re always going to want more. But isn’t that what our nation is about? Isn’t that what it […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Hi Everybody! It gives me great pleasure to invite you to our first DINNER PARTY of 2013! Our theme this time is: DEMOCRACY, which means that you, as our guest, will play an important role in what kind of party it turns into! You’ll be voting on EVERYTHING for the dinner party, from the food […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Sure, science has given us crops that yield twice as much food per acre, averting the looming food crisis of the 1970s. But have you ever ordered a huge meal at the Cheesecake Factory, eaten way too much of it, and felt terrible both physically and emotionally for the rest of the night? What have […]
