Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
The day started quietly for LEGO town. All of its citizens were enjoying another afternoon, going to work, going to school, walking around the village, when, from the sky landed a giant spaceman, and it wasn’t just any giant spaceman — it was BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. With his giant body and detachable wings, Buzz sailed onto […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
I here present to you, members of the jury, unequivocal evidence of FRAUD and DECEPTION during the Woot.com Crapword Puzzle contest yesterday. You see, I strapped this Swann FreeStyle 1080p Action Cam to my head throughout the Woot-Off, such that every nimble CTRL-C and deft CTRL-V would be captured on glorious 1080p HD video. See […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
Wear this shirt: when you travel back in time and invent cubism in 1533. Don’t wear this shirt: around your photo-realistic, purist friends. Launder this shirt: never! Just keep traveling back a few days to when it was acceptably clean. Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: bzbzbzbzbzbzbzbBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBBBZZZBZZZZBZZZZBBZZZZ….THUMP Wear this and […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
Don’t be fooled by the natural love that occurs between parents and their children. Real love doesn’t happen like that. Real love must be bought. If you want to feel real, true love, you must give gifts to all of your loved ones at every possible occasion (and we at Woot encourage you to buy […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
Sure, you can pay for an expensive hotel room and then shell out more and more cash for cab fares and subway tokens and rickshaw rides and moving-sidewalk tickets. Or you can sightsee and save the Leupold Acadia way: book the highest hotel room you can afford and take in the city through 12x, 50mm […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Magnification: 35x Dimensions: 2.9″ x 1.9″ Weight: 3.6 oz In the box: Carson MM-480 zOrb Digital Microscope (Choose Color) Woot
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
“Wow. Nice new tablet.” “Oh thanks! Though, to be honest, it’s not really ‘mine.’” “You’re borrowing it from a friend?” “Not exactly. I’m using the new Tablet2Go service. It’s like Zipcar or Car2Go, but for Android tablets.” “Uh…huh.” “You see, there are Asus Transformer Pad Infinity tablets distributed all over the city. When you need […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Ingredients: Hand selected cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and red peppers (for Frances Cowley) or Haberno peppers (for Purdy Hot, Dern Hot, and Original Beer Pickles) Harold’s Texicun Gorway UNYIN’s: Onions, Vinegar, Sugar, Habaneros, Salt, Citric Acid In the box: (2) 16oz Jars of Frances Cowley’s Cellar Style Dill Pickles (2) 16oz Jars of […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 23″ Viewable: 23″ Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Colors: 16.7 Million Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 50,000,000?1 Brightness: 250 cd/m2 Response Time: 5ms Viewable Angle: 170? / 160? Pixel Pitch: 0.265 x 0.265mm Scan Frequency: H: 30K~83KHz V: 55~75Hz Speakers: 2W x 2 HDCP Compatible: Yes Tilt: Yes Input Connector: (2) HDMI and […]
