Call Box in Blue

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Wear this shirt: when you travel back in time and invent cubism in 1533.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your photo-realistic, purist friends.

Launder this shirt: never! Just keep traveling back a few days to when it was acceptably clean.

Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: bzbzbzbzbzbzbzbBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBBBZZZBZZZZBZZZZBBZZZZ….THUMP

Wear this and they shall call you: when they need a doctor, only to be cruelly disappointed.

Woot