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Toshiba Excite 10 Tablet (16GB)

Monday, February 25, 2013 // Woot

Police Band Jammer RawMilkFinder Permanently Disable My Tablet SeizureVision Rebroadcasts Of Major League Baseball Games Without The Express Written Consent Of Major League Baseball Homebrew Pharmaceutical Marketplace BorderCrosser Who Are My Congressional Representatives And Where Are Their Children Right Now? Rootkit Roulette Specifications: Operating System: Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) Processor: NVIDIA Tegra 3 (1.4GHz) […]

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I Heart Pi(e)

Monday, February 25, 2013 // Woot

3 questions about Pi: 1. Do the third number and the thirty-fifth number after the decimal even know each other? Would you even consider that the same region, or is it like one lives in Ohio and the other lives in New Mexico? 2. Do the numbers ever look back and think, “Jeez, we got […]

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Channing Daughters White Mix (4)

Monday, February 25, 2013 // Woot

I know, I know, double standards are horrible. But I was a young wine connoisseur once, man. I know what we’re like when you hit a certain legal drinking age, and that’s not the kind of person I want around my Daughters, no sir. So call me overprotective, if you like. You just don’t know […]

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Woot-opoly Game

Monday, February 25, 2013 // Woot

Each day in our office, the team at Woot! tries to lock down total control of the market. Or at least that’s what we say in the emails we send out. Because the truth is, we spend most of our days around this game board trying to build a little empire of our very own. […]

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A Butt-Ton of Batteries

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

Use these: on the inside of your Gameboy, not the outside. Don’t use these: on top of your birthday cake as a fun alternative to candles. The genie living inside these items is named: Kodazzle. These just posted on Facebook: “Every minute We c r life depleat. :(“ Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to […]

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Jansport Big Bear 63 Backpack

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

Use this: as your school book bag (if you go to a REALLY BIG school). Don’t use this: to impress girls. She’s only creeped out by the guy wearing a backpack at the bar. Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: the carry-on belonging to a 23 year-old on their way […]

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Forever Lazy

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

You know that feeling on a cold winter’s night when you’re snuggled up all comfy cozy under the covers with your sweetie? The warm fire’s crackling in the fireplace, you inch closer, caress her face ever-so-gently while gazing into her eyes and then whisper quietly, “Holy bejeezus, it’s friggin’ hot under here. I’m sweating. Are […]

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LEGO Monster Fighters Clock-Your Choice!

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

When I was young, I thought vampires were long-haired ne’r-do-well’s in fancy French lace. How romantic! I swooned! A rock star! Then I grew up and discovered that rock stars get old, fat, bald and boring. If only I’d known then to always always ALWAYS go with the Vampire Lords and Pharaonic Mummies instead of […]

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HP Dual-Core Desktop with 1TB HD

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “One terabyte is a lot of space; it can DEFINITELY fit all the screenplays you’ve ever written.” Well, that’s a fair assumption, but I don’t think you know my output. I generally write 16 screenplays each day, 24 on Saturdays and Sundays. Sure, when you write that many, they’re […]

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HP Dual-Core Desktop with 1TB HD

Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “One terabyte is a lot of space; it can DEFINITELY fit all the screenplays you’ve ever written.” Well, that’s a fair assumption, but I don’t think you know my output. I generally write 16 screenplays each day, 24 on Saturdays and Sundays. Sure, when you write that many, they’re […]

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