A Butt-Ton of Batteries

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Use these: on the inside of your Gameboy, not the outside.

Don’t use these: on top of your birthday cake as a fun alternative to candles.

The genie living inside these items is named: Kodazzle.

These just posted on Facebook: “Every minute We c r life depleat. :(“

Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this: “well, with’n pack animals such’n these here bat’ries, y’all gotta the alpha, then you needsta take out your tiny-lasso and y’all needsta rope’m up. After thayt, ya says to th’others, ‘y’all best be playin’ follow the leader, lest you wanna go starvin’ out here in the wil’.’ Done dangle! YEEEE-HAWWWW!”

In the box:

• Kodak Xtralife AA Alkaline Batteries – 72 Pack

Woot