Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
2.4GHz 800dpi (2) AAA Battery required (included) Dimensions: 5.5″ x 1.9″ x 9.1″ Weight: 5.4 oz In the box: Road Mice RM-10JGXRGXA Jaguar XKR Wireless Optical Mouse (2) AAA Battery Receiver Woot
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to get thumping, low-RPM bass from Cyril Hahn remixes. Don’t use this: to assimilate your smaller, less-advanced audio equipment. The SNL that this product hosted features a sketch which: acted as a vehicle for the Sound Cube’s almost limitless celebrity voice impressions. This just posted on Facebook: “Ugh! No matter how much I diet […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Do you remember that episode of Star Trek where Worf turned into some spider-beast and Deanna Troi started to become some kind of fish-thing and- yeah, you remember it. Deanna was like OMG I NEED WATER SO BAAAAAAD and drank heavily and turned on her shower and her room was like a tropical jungle? Well, […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Go ahead. Shut off my heat. What do I care? That’ll save me some money on my electric bill, too, since my house will be cold I won’t have to run my fridge. My milk and cheese will be fine out on the counter, and I’ll be warm and toasty in my Grizzly 0? Ripstop […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
So I don’t have any blades. Big deal. Don’t feel sorry for me. I can still do all the things you can do. I just do them a little differently. In fact, in some ways I can do them even better. For instance, we can both cool a room. But I can do it without […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Here is a list of things my mom told me would happen if I didn’t stop what I was doing but that never did and why. 1. Stop making that face or it’ll freeze like that. I made funny faces all the time. My face never got stuck like any of them for an extended […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Just because the Andis Pro-Animal Ceramic Blade Clipper Kit is designed for dog grooming, that doesn’t mean it’s got some magic power that means it can only be used on dogs. It just means that mankind chose to domesticate their furriest, snuggliest, most trimmable friend and ignore the rest! Hey, we’re pretty sure that you […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Hey, nice shirt, bro! “Oh, thanks!” So, is it an official Billy Idol stuff, or is it something you bought in the parking lot of a concert or something? “Wait, what? Billy Idol?” Yeah! Billy Idol! ‘Like a rebel skull! She goes waaa, waaa, waaah!’ “That’s not how that song goes.” Yeah, it is! “No, […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Thomas Jefferson was a pretty amazing dude. He did so many things for this country that a lot of people don’t even know about. For instance, he invented electricity, the light bulb and time travel. He was also really honest. Like so honest that people called him “Honest Tom.” One time he chopped down a […]
Monday, February 18, 2013 // Woot
Somewhere out there is a handsome wizard and a beautiful good witch. And they’re waiting to meet you. Well, not YOU, but the you you’re going to be when you sew yourself a brand new outfit with this Singer 7470 Confidence Sewing Machine. Trust us. It’s gonna go great. Buttonholes? No problem! You got six […]
