Rebel for Life

Monday, February 18, 2013

Hey, nice shirt, bro!

“Oh, thanks!”

So, is it an official Billy Idol stuff, or is it something you bought in the parking lot of a concert or something?

“Wait, what? Billy Idol?”

Yeah! Billy Idol! ‘Like a rebel skull! She goes waaa, waaa, waaah!’

“That’s not how that song goes.”

Yeah, it is!

“No, it’s ‘Rebel Yell.'”

That doesn’t make any sense. Rebels don’t always yell, but all of them have skulls. Think about it.

“Okay, but you’re still wrong.”

Look, I didn’t want to say this, but I’m kind of a Billy Idol expert.

“Yeah, sure.”

No, seriously. I know him. Personally.

“No way.”

Well, what if I showed this driver’s license?

“William Landmer?”

Billy Landmer. My stage name is Billy Idol.

“I’m just going to walk away.”

Woot