Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need to see every vivid detail of the Ducktails opening in full HD! Don’t use this: as the antagonist in your teen comedy. It won’t play well. When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: “I’d love to, but my shows are on me. […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Most of us want a bag that will bring us the opposite of “Havoc”. Have you ever thought “If only this stuff in my backpack weren’t so easy to find’? Have you ever heard anyone look in her purse and say “What this bag needs is more chaos”? The Easton Havoc II Baseball/Softball Bag doesn’t […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Do you remember those slumber party days, when you and your friends would sneak to find a candle and some matches (don’t get caught!) and sent the bravest among you into the bathroom to chant “Bloody Mary” until something happened? Of course, it was always the wind or your annoying little brother hiding in the […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Listen, you want to hang with Elmo and Zoe and check out their die-cut board book and read along CD? Have at it. You think it’d be pretty rad to rock some ABC flash cards and learn to identify upper and lowercase letters? I’m not gonna stop you. But say tonight you make a quick […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Dimensions: Dia 6.5″ x H 14.5″ In the Box: (1) JosephJoseph 10077 Elevate Knife Carousel Set includes: (1) 4″ Paring Knife (1) 5″ Serrated Knife (1) 5.5″ Santoku Knife (1) 6.5″ Chef’s Knife (1) 8″ Serrated Bread Knife (1) 8″ Carving Knife (1) Rotating Knife Block Woot
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Yes, it’s my real name. My parents didn’t watch a lot of TV, and Monty was my Grandpa’s name on my Mom’s side. So yeah, when she married Herman Python and they had their first son, neither of them thought twice about it. Of course it’s annoying, when I’m at the bank or the doctor […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
He loves opera. You love rocking out with your band. It’s a story as old as at least 1985. Sure, you can have some kind of breakdown in the middle of your date and start singing so everyone around you turns and stares- but wouldn’t it be nicer to just sort out your differences at […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “I’m a guy, so I’ll get the ‘his’ watch!” or “I’m a girl, so it’s a ‘her’ watch for me!” But c’mon! Don’t be so close-minded! This isn’t about choosing the watch for now. This is about what you want from your future. Now, I’m know I’m just restating […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to fill out your drawer full of cables and cords. Don’t use this: To charge a charger that is charging this charger, or you will create an infinite energy loop (see: Wormhole Creation). Benjamin Franklin said of this: “Right innovation is elegant innovation. Usually.” Left unattended in an airport, this item would be […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if it’s late, you’re inside, your bag is out in your car, and there are several large, bottomless chasms between here and there. Don’t use this: if you’re looking for someone to commiserate with because you yourself have creeled, which is what it’s called when your crew team wipes out. If this were […]
