Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
In a double-blind qualitative study (this didn’t really happen, we just like using fancy science terms) involving the Ambia ACH-120, it was discovered that two heater modules could be used combined like a traditional heater. More surprising, however, was that even when placed up to 6-feet apart, the unique tethered modules could function simultaneously or […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
Think of it: you’ve made a virtual paradise on your kitchen floor. And what’s over the next ridge? Some other kid, a kid who doesn’t even LIKE building. But boy, oh, boy, does that kid like taking credit for what you’ve built. And if you’re not careful, he or she will march right over and […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
You work hard, and deserve a truly hearty mid-day meal. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Forget it. Hot Pockets? Bah! Venison stew? You need something that sticks to your ribs. That’s right: You need to eat a dozen Faberge eggs. Simply put, there’s only one lunchbox that’s TOUGH enough to protect your Russian Imperial baubles. […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
Here’s my pitch for a sweet new time travel movie! Opening scene: there’s a dinosaur walking down Madison Avenue and everyone’s like, “Holy crap, a dinosaur!” except for one or two people who’re all like, “What do you expect from a crazy city like New York?” And you’re watching and you’re like LOL! until those […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
“I see you exhibit a delightful crispness with exceptional flavors of pineapple, summer peach and melon. What’s your name, private?” SIR, SAUVIGNON BLANC, SIR! “Wrong! From now on, you’re Private Yummy Pants. Do you like that name?” SIR, YES, SIR! “Well there’s something else you’re really gonna like, Private Yummy Pants. If I’ve got anything […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
“I see you exhibit a delightful crispness with exceptional flavors of pineapple, summer peach and melon. What’s your name, private?” SIR, SAUVIGNON BLANC, SIR! “Wrong! From now on, you’re Private Yummy Pants. Do you like that name?” SIR, YES, SIR! “Well there’s something else you’re really gonna like, Private Yummy Pants. If I’ve got anything […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
What with all the processors and RAMs and Windows XPs and whatnot, buying a new laptop can be an overwhelming experience. With that in mind, we’ve created this nifty OFFICIAL WOOT.COM LAPTOP BUYING GUIDE to help you decide whether this Lenovo ThinkPad is right for you (click on image for full-size collector’s edition): Specifications: Processor: […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Look, we’re human, okay? Sometimes we run out ideas. That’s why, from time-to-time, we’ll farm out the product writeup to an MFA student. Hey, if it worked for James Frey, it can work for us, right? Today’s writeup for these Klipsch M40 Noise Canceling Headphones comes from Tobin McCamry, who’s currently working on an MFA in fiction […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because you’re not gonna let those stupid hills push you around. Don’t use this: on the highway, unless maybe you’re in an I Am Legend-type scenario where you’re the last person on Earth – OR ARE YOU… ? If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: the Batterito Supreme. If this […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Flatware? Haven’t you got the message, The Silverware Industry? Everything nowadays needs to be in 3D! Take this handsome Wallace Flatware set back to where you got it from, and get ready for … FLATWAR3D! Imagine, if you will, that 18/10 Stainless Steel coming RIGHT OUT AT YOU!! Is that food? Is that a were-Godzilla? […]
