Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Its friends and neighbors know this Lenser Flashlight as an upstanding, clean-living white light, a typical everyday flashlight that minds its own business. Their pal Lenser is just a flashlight that does its job lighting things up without calling a lot of attention to itself. But it has another side. A wild side. A bright […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
As a Frankenstein, I believe in two things. The first is that I must spend most of my waking life teaching people the difference between my great-grandfather and my great-grandfather’s monster, and the second is that I must fulfill my destiny to build … at all costs. But “all costs” aren’t as easy to talk […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you don’t just wanna watch movies; you want to experience movies. And by “experience movies,” we mean experience how it feels to watch movies. Don’t use this: to make coffee. It’s Blu-ray, not Bru-ray. Left to its own devices, this would: play nothing but Drive over and over again, trying to make […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
So, I had the weirdest dream last night. I do have a reoccurring dream about cyclones, actually. But last night’s was different. This time instead of hiding, I actually ran right up to the cyclone and grabbed it by its tail. It felt amazingly light in my hand, actually. Like it couldn’t have been more […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Don’t get me wrong. This is a super fun toy for the kids. So I don’t want to be “that guy” who goes and ruins all the fun by being too literal. But even though it hovers like a helicopter and has built-in gyroscopic stabilization, I still take issue with it being called a “UFO.” […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
“Me. You. This beautiful dinner. This lovely wine. The candlelight. Just… everything, just right. Could this night possibly be any more perfect?” “Only if there were two of me, ha ha.” “Oh, you!” “I don’t know if you noticed, but I even thought about the cutlery.” “I did notice! These WMF Steak Knives are so […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Alberto entered the room, sweat beading on his brow. With hands clenching spasmodically, he wrung the brim of his peaked cap as he approached the long, low desk. “Yeah boss?” He stammered. “Alberto…Alberto…Alberto…” A voice came from the high-backed chair facing the window. “Alberto, my friend: sit down. Relax.” The young Sicilian chewed his lip […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Previously on The Sommelier … Sommelier: There are some really incredible wines here. This is not going to be an easy decision. But in the end, I can only choose one. Chardonnay: He brings out things in me that I haven’t been in touch with for a long time. Like my delicate notes of citrus, […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
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Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Tweedle3D: 3DTV is the greatest miracle of the modern age! It is as close as humanity will ever come to scaling the echelons of the eternal and glimpsing the very face of Creation itself! Tweedle3Dum: 3DTV is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on sentient beings! Midwife of agony and sower of anguish, it is worse […]
