Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to get away from it all. And by “it all” we mean “loan sharks.” Don’t use these: to move topsoil. That’s a ‘barrow job, yo! Our resident outdoorsmanship expert Matthew says: fitting your pack properly is important if you want to use your back later in life. These products grant its owner: much […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Well, well, well. An LED display on a toaster. Guess it’s time we just time we admit it: we’ve now got to take sides about toast. See, the digital revolution has come to everything else. There are computers in cars, computers in music, computers that we use as typewriters, computers everywhere. The digital world, all […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
So, yeah. I may or may not have misunderstood the intended purpose of this Sunbeam 1500 Watt GARMENT Steamer. All I’m saying is, “garment” sounds a whole lot like “varmint” when it’s 3 am and you’re half asleep and sorta listening to an infomercial on TV. As it were, this thing is meant to remove […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
So, yeah. I may or may not have misunderstood the intended purpose of this Sunbeam 1500 Watt GARMENT Steamer. All I’m saying is, “garment” sounds a whole lot like “varmint” when it’s 3 am and you’re half asleep and sorta listening to an infomercial on TV. As it were, this thing is meant to remove […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
People have always said that boy is an old soul, that he is wise beyond his years. But I honestly didn’t see it until we got him his very own rocking chair. Maybe it’s the classic 2-slat design or the heirloom quality wood, but when he’s rocking in that chair, knitting with those tiny knitting […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Pssst. I hear you’re looking for a “recipe card.” Yeah, I know a guy. He’s got a Royal Sovereign Laminator Kit in his dorm room. You’ll be amazed at what he can do with construction paper, markers and a glue stick. It’ll look just like the real thing. I guarantee you, no one will ever […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Some other “awesome” things that did not make the cut for this design, being less well suited for graphical representation: The absence of dental tartar Fixing a tough problem Waking gently from a deep, restorative sleep The sound of a high five Wit Bittersweet memories of lost love The smell of home Being in the […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Of all the lowdown, dirty, sneaky, underhanded ways to get someone to eat healthy, this has got to be the most genius of them all. Sure, your kid won’t eat pineapple or mango or passion fruit. But I bet he’ll eat it if you smoosh it together and form it into the shape of a […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
I still think that, done right, Nothin’ But Klipsch Image E1s would have been a can’t-miss concept. But maybe I should have thought my strategy through a little more before I opened a 36,000-square foot retail store on Times Square. Buying the rights to the entire Beatles’ catalogue for our commercials was probably not money […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
I still think that, done right, Nothin’ But Klipsch Image E1s would have been a can’t-miss concept. But maybe I should have thought my strategy through a little more before I opened a 36,000-square foot retail store on Times Square. Buying the rights to the entire Beatles’ catalogue for our commercials was probably not money […]
