Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
So let’s just see what we’re dealing with here, shall we? Things the Breville Compact “Smart” Oven is good at: 1. Toasting four slices of bread or one 12″ pizza. 2. Having a non-stick interior. 3. Back-lighting its easy-to-read LCD. 4. Shutting off automatically. Things the Breville Compact “Smart” Oven is bad at: 1. Helping […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
There’s a good chance the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System is actually NAMED the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System because “bassinet” sounds like something entirely different. So, for your ease-of-use, here’s a small list of things the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System has […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
Yeah, yeah. We get it. You’re super cool and super in-the-know because you listen to music from bands that no one’s ever heard of. Like “Poutine” by Al Dente and the Sauce and “Megahertz Donut” by Electric Bathtub. But no matter how many times you cut me down for listening to “that mainstream crap” I […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
Wear this and they shall call you: The Nazcute Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: “SsssssshiireTHUMP” Launder this shirt when: when it’s pierced by a morgul blade. If you owned this, people would say: “A mane of such vibrance and sheen cannot be used for good!” The best thing to […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
First of all, it is delicious and refreshing. On the nose it is a summer bouquet of freesia. Secondly, it is perfectly normal to experience a hint of wildflowers popping up when you swirl the wine around in the glass. Figuratively speaking, of course. What is NOT normal is perceiving that an actual bouquet of […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
I don’t know what it’s like at your house, but at mine, it goes a little something like this: I get home from a long, hard day at work, weary to the bone. I cook dinner. I eat dinner. I do the dishes. Finally, I sit down on the couch with a cup of chamomile […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because your ears deserve to know the embrace of a lover. Don’t use these: if you’re trying to run NYC. As in, become the mayor. Don’t listen to music. Listen to the people, man! When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: teeth that change from white to blue […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
Fitness is hard. I mean, if you’re not hurting yourself when you work out, you’re not working out. Not, like, injuring yourself. We’re talking the “no pain no gain” type of hurting. And that can lead to all kinds of side effects, like swollen, puffy eyes from, say, dropping a barbell on your face. That’s […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
OK. Pet peeve. You know how when you’re having a conversation with an American-born English speaker with an otherwise non-specific regional dialect, and they slip in an overly dramatic pronunciation of some foreign word? OOOOOOG! That makes me want to crawl out of my skin! For example, if you are from Des Moines, Iowa and […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
OK. Pet peeve. You know how when you’re having a conversation with an American-born English speaker with an otherwise non-specific regional dialect, and they slip in an overly dramatic pronunciation of some foreign word? OOOOOOG! That makes me want to crawl out of my skin! For example, if you are from Des Moines, Iowa and […]
