Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
OK, so I know that Portland takes great pride in its “greenness” but this is getting out of control. Portland may have a lot of hippies and vegans, but it also still has its fair share of hoodlums and derelicts. And today, it took that police officer, like, three hours to show up after I […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
So you wanna get fit. That’s great. Do it. Start right now. But don’t fall for “Big Fitness” and their scam about needing gyms and trainers and whatnot. All you need is a collection of Bruce Lee movies and a refurbished RCA 46″ 1080p LCD HDTV. Yeah, okay, you’re not gonna be as good as […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, so to speak. Lighter is the head that doesn’t wear the crown, but only compared to crowned heads. Otherwise, that doesn’t make sense. It would just be like “Head is the head that wears the crown.” See what we mean. Lighter is the head that forgot to […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
The trouble with these 2011 wines is that they lack experience. This can be good when it comes to taste, but horrible when you try to take your wine to, say, a Mortal Kombat style pit fight. Then they’re all “Oh no!” and “Take me home!” and “Can’t we just go to the opera and […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
As a current TiVo customer, I like this TiVo Premiere because it’s cheaper with my existing account. My brother, without TiVo, he likes it because it lets him start a new account. But we both agree: it’s the best way to skip past all those terrible shows and watch the far-more-entertaining commercials. Because THAT’S the […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
Use one of these: along with a webcam and a desktop tower as a really, really expensive mirror. Don’t use one of these: in any way that involves grabbing it with both of your hands and pretending it’s a steering wheel. If you owned one of these, people would say: “Now there’s a guy who […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
I’m certain you have only the noblest intentions of helping me get through the lull in my day, makers of the BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shot-12 Pack, but surely you understand my skepticism. You see for, oh, all my life I’ve been told to avoid putting things labeled with words like “XPLODE” and “IGNITER” into my […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
PLEASE REMEMBER: This Limited Edition Shun 8″ Chef’s Knife DOES make a lovely gift, to others or to yourself. However, it is not a gift for every occasion. Make very certain you know the dos and do nots of knife owning before choosing this Limited Edition Shun 8″ Chef’s Knife. DO: Give this Limited Edition […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
I commend you. This place looks amazing. So welcoming and so put together. A place for everything and everything in its place. I guess this deluxe nursery storage set does make it easier, but still. You did a really lovely job. You have all the baby’s little bips and bops tucked nicely away in those […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
Take it from us: that ratty, stained mattress lying on the floor? That’s not going to impress anyone you manage to bring home. Sure, it’s good enough to sleep on, but that’s about it. So get yourself something like this 30-Piece Twin XL Bed and Bath Set. It’ll distract them from the more obvious shortcomings […]
