Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
65W + 25W Bi-amplified power 6.5″ red woven glass aramid composite woofer 1” soft-dome tweeter XLR/TRS/RCA connectors for superior connectivity options Slotted port for reduced distortion Attractive design with rounded edges Magnetically shielded Volume Control HF (high frequency) Control Power indicator In the box: Gemini SR-6 6″ Active Studio Reference Monitor Woot
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Capacity: Internal: 8GB Flash Memory External: microSDHC Slot (Up to 32GB) Display: 10.1″ TFT LCD High Resolution Capacitive Multi-Touch Screen Resolution: 1024 x 600 pixels (WXVGA) Application Framework: Android 2.2 (Froyo) Processor: ARM Cortex A8 at 1GHz with DSP Graphic Accelerator: 3D OpenGL ES 2.0 Video Playback: MPEG-4 HD (up to 720p, 30 fps@6Mbps) […]
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
In the box: Kodak Xtralife AA Alkaline Batteries – 72 Pack Woot
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Yeah, boo hoo, your foster parents spoiled some other kid. At least you had a room. I had to learn how to be a wizard out in the back yard on wheeled base. Every day, I’d be told “turn 7 cubic feet of waste into compost” and if I didn’t? Well, there’d be no sausages […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to get that old-school landline feel without the old-school landline billz. Don’t use this: to sit patiently by until your ex calls you. It’s time to move on. Also, he/she doesn’t know this number. Some skeptics wonder: whether you have a phone at all, given that you never call anybody back. If you […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Use these: when you want to hit the links! Don’t use these: when you want to hit the sausage links! There is no specialized footwear for pork. When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, they use this excuse: “Sorry, but I’ve gotta watch what I eat to get back into golf […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Moms, you aren’t old yet, are you? Every now and then you’ll bust out the blue eyeshadow and those black heels that are roughly as high as your baby and hit the town. Maybe it’s with the gals, maybe it’s with that special fella, maybe it’s just you and a martini, talking to that cute […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
“Brian, can we talk?” Sure, honey. What is it? “You know I love you, right?” Of course. And I love you. “And would you agree that I have always supported you in whatever you’ve wanted to do?” Absolutely. You’re the best. “Thank you. But the thing is, I think it’s time to give up magic […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Your daughter is potty training already? That’s impressive. I guess. It’s all because she saw that Size 5 on the bag of diapers. You’re kidding. I wish I was. Turns out all the other toddlers at her daycare are wearing Size 4. Now she refuses to wear them and won’t even eat banana pudding anymore. […]
