Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Do you spend seconds upon seconds every day applying deodorant to your underarms? Do you wish there was a way to neutralize your offensive body odor that didn’t require laborious personal hygiene? Then let us introduce you to the Oreck RAIR16 DualMax Air Purifier, our stinky friend. The Oreck air purifier can remove all kinds […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Somewhere off the coast of Tortuga they gathered, in the back room of a small Mexican restaurant named El Chalupa. They entered shamelessly, parking as they wished, with no regard for the soccer moms and bachelorette parties who had long-standing reservations. They were pirates, and they took what they wished. And what they wished today […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
“Hello. May I help you?” You can sure as hell try. Hi. I’m Cameron Hughes. Mixed reds, three. Case of 6. “You’re Cameron Hughes?” That’s right. I’m Cameron Hughes. “The Field Blend of California?” Yeah. That’s me. I’m also the Mendoza Malbec of Argentina and the Lodi of Zinfandel. “Listen, young wine. Entre nous, I’m […]
Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
What you’re thinking is, in fact, correct. The Worx JawSaw is EXACTLY like an arm pulled from a killer robot and then turned into a useful gardening tool. Which means you’re not only on your way to a neat and clean lawn with minimal bending and reaching. You’re also on your way to becoming the […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
You know how it goes, right? First there’s a chicken dance, then people scream a couple Journey songs, then a slow dance so all the single people can sneak off to the bar, then everyone lines up in a row to Electric Log Splitter down the center of the room. Some people might even try […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
When I was a youngen, my uncle’s borzoi with the the teeth problems done bit me in the ear. Ever since then, I told myself, I ain’t lettin’ another set of blue teeth anywhere in the vicinity of these here hearin’ organs ‘pon my head. And I never had a problem fulfillin’ said promise… until […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
Hey hey! This thing has a product video, which means it’s time for a Tech.Woot Watch-Along! 00:01 OOoooooOOOooo! I love the Razr. 00:03 Ah. 00:07 And a polite, “Hello, how do you do” to YOU, sir. 00:09 You realize a 23″ computer monitor is only “the big screen” relative to a smartphone, right? 00:14 Not […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because the dust and old receipts under the couch have lived in the dark long enough! Don’t use this: because you really like Creed. We know! We know! If you say “Cree HD” as one word, it sounds like Creed, but it’s not related to the band at all. Lost in the wilderness […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
“Have you seen the new Chooty Hooded Pet Bed that Jim got for Rufus?” Yeah. Cute little Rufus gets a new pet bed, with microsuede fabric and a hood to keep him warm. And what do we get? We get to stare at this inanimate scuba diver, who I’m honestly not even sure is real. […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
Once upon a time there were two brothers, Lucius and Todd. When they were little, they both had big dreams. Lucius dreamed of digging his way to China, and Todd dreamed of jumping to the Moon. As with many siblings, they were both very competitive. They both also really enjoyed mochi, the delicious rice Japanese […]
