Bush Segments Swivel TV Stand

Monday, April 22, 2013

“Brian, can we talk?”

Sure, honey. What is it?

“You know I love you, right?”

Of course. And I love you.

“And would you agree that I have always supported you in whatever you’ve wanted to do?”

Absolutely. You’re the best.

“Thank you. But the thing is, I think it’s time to give up magic and look for a real job.”

I see.

“It’s just that … well … you’re just not that good at it.”

WHAT? How can you SAY that? I made the TV levitate, didn’t I?

“No, Brian. No you didn’t. You just connected it to the TV stand’s mounting bracket and then swiveled it 10 degrees to the left and the right for effect.”

Then how do you explain the fact that you can’t see any cords?

“Quite easily, actually. The spine has openings for wire access and concealment.”

You think you’re so smart, don’t you?

“One of us has to be.”

What did you say?

“Loooove youuuu.”

In the Box:

• (1) Bush Furniture Segments Collection 60″ Swivel TV Stand

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