Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
The big talk among the birds was the new waterfall. “I heard it’s taller than the last waterfall,” said Stephen, a seagull. “I heard it’s the tallest waterfall ever,” said Liza, a pigeon. “I bet there’s no waterfall at all,” said Eric, who was actually not a bird but a turtle and also a total […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the world’s biggest optimist. I’m more of what you’d call a realist. Okay, fine. I’m a pessimist. So when I first laid eyes on these teensy weensy bottles of Hendry Vineyard Napa Valley Cabernet I thought, “I have had like THE worst day at work and […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
Back in the heady sweepstakes days of the late 80s, you signed up for any contest that could win you a “Lifetime Supply” of anything. So when you finally ended up winning one, you were somewhat taken aback that it was a lifetime supply of generic brand ‘D’ batteries. You’ve had an awfully hard time […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
“Dude, check it out.” “Sweet! Dartboard!” “A Unicorn Pro Player Bristle Dartboard, even. Wanna play?” “Yeah, man! Set it up!” “Uh, I think it’s set up.” “Did it come with darts?” “Nope.” “Hmm.” “Any time you want to start the round, then.” “Uh, real talk? I don’t actually know how to play darts.” “Oh. I […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you want to go on an Audyssey! Don’t use this: when you want to go on an Auliad. Some skeptics wonder: if you really are accessing your music libraries through your phone, or if the music libraries were just inside your heart all along. This just posted on Facebook: “I feel like […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Okay, okay, I get it. They’re boots for women. So what? It’s 2013, okay? If I want to wear some boots that just happen to be sized for a lady, despite not being a lady, I can do that. I don’t appreciate all your judgment of my Teva Afton Women’s Boots, man. They’re sensible and […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Raoul gazed at his reflection in the mirror. To any outsider, it was pure perfection. Long, flowing raven-haired perfection. The stuff that romance novel covers are made of. But to Raoul, it was a constant reminder of failure. A failed romance novel cover modeling career, ironically. And also loneliness. People were usually too intimidated by […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Raoul gazed at his reflection in the mirror. To any outsider, it was pure perfection. Long, flowing raven-haired perfection. The stuff that romance novel covers are made of. But to Raoul, it was a constant reminder of failure. A failed romance novel cover modeling career, ironically. And also loneliness. People were usually too intimidated by […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
You know that feeling when you see something new, no matter how ordinary or mundane it is, like a new stick of deodorant or a toothbrush, and you just want to use it right away? That’s how Ella was feeling about the SmartMax Tangoes Magnets that were sitting in a bag on the counter. Naturally, […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
We know you might have questions about this Samsung 3D Blu-ray Player with Apps, so we just wanted to clear up what we see as the biggest area of confusion: yes, this device is three dimensional. It’s not an illusory, two-dimensional representation of a Blu-ray player. You’re probably thinking of a picture. You are not […]
