Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Etch this moment into your mind, folks: You’re going to want to remember where you were when you first saw the “Ptero/Bronto” fabric pattern. This instant classic will be featured on handbags, napkins, and shirts for generations to come, and it all started here. Makes you wonder about the origins of some other famous patterns… […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
This wine, to be plain, if you’ll let us explain, is here to gain all your attention. Because old-vine Carignane, for those who are sane, is delicious and worth a quick mention. We would think you insane if you ultimately deigned to ignore all the obvious value. Because once it’s obtained (and it’s easy, no […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
You guys, seriously, stop laughing. I brought you over to watch a movie on my Onkyo 5.1 Channel 3D Ready Home Theater System but I need you to tell me if it’s a good movie. See, I have this condition that prevents me from identifying entertainment. Yeah, I suppose it is sort of like that […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
The experts say: this dock’s midrange drivers, tweeters, and subwoofer will provide dynamic sound for all your This American Life episodes. Left to its own devices, this: will pretty much just sit there, to be honest. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: bludgeoning squirrels with it and then eating […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to etch special scenes onto your “Star Trek: Voyager” DVD box set, bit by bit. Don’t use this: while it’s still folded, dummy! In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: result in cursing and appendage-elevation. Some skeptics wonder: whether one more knife in your collection will make everything better. Left to its own devices, […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“No.” said Honor firmly, pushing the Shun Classic 3-Piece Set back across the table. James glared at first, then his eyes softened. “Honor. Honor. We know each other too well for these games. What is it? The budget? Script approval? C’mon. You know you want to be in The Third Virtue II: Second Third. So […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“Dad?” called Jake from the bedroom. “Where’s my truck?” Tim didn’t answer. He just drove the Carrera R/C F-150 Truck into the shrubs and hid the remote behind his back. Naturally, Jake figured things out after about fifteen minutes. The kid wasn’t stupid, and he’d seen his father’s face at the door. Jake figured being […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“Dad?” called Jake from the bedroom. “Where’s my truck?” Tim didn’t answer. He just drove the Carrera R/C F-150 Truck into the shrubs and hid the remote behind his back. Naturally, Jake figured things out after about fifteen minutes. The kid wasn’t stupid, and he’d seen his father’s face at the door. Jake figured being […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
Listen, we can tell you how to play with your Hexbugs. You’ll turn them on and they’ll vibrate all around their little enclosure. They’ll fight each other, run into obstacles, etc. It might not sound that fun, but it is. However, if you are buying these Hexbugs for mating purposes, you’re on your own, friend. […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
Don’t be one of those people who points out that pterodactyls were actually extinct well before the Cretaceous Period. Just don’t do it. We know that you’re feeling the itch to prove your superior dinosaur knowledge over the rest of the Shirt.Wooters, but we’re going to preempt you on this one. OK, OK, and don’t […]
