Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to write a review of itself (a digital Ouroboros). Don’t use this: to patronize our competitors. That would be really mean. The only way to make this better would be: if it were twice as powerful, twice as heavy, and five times shinier. When it’s cold outside, this stays warm by: obstructing its […]
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you want a laptop that makes you feel calm. Don’t use this: if you’re looking for “that zen book.” You’re looking for Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, which is something totally different. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: logging onto the wilderness’s WiFi and […]
Sunday, April 7, 2013 // Woot
ThinkPad. Sounds like just a fun name, right? But it’s not. It’s a terrifying truth! You see, the by-product of this laptop is not just heat and light. It’s thoughts. Really, really dumb thoughts. Every time you boot up the Intel Core i5-2520M dual-core processor, the Thinkpad releases 5-10 thoughts like, “Are porcupines really that […]
Saturday, April 6, 2013 // Woot
We’ve seen the glory that comes with being a professional cup stacker. The hundreds of dollars, the local newspaper article. The fame, the success, the groupie. Well, we think cups have had enough time in the limelight. It’s about time someone started stacking containers. What makes container stacking different then cup stacking? For one, you’re […]
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i3-3217U (1.8GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14.0″ Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD 4000 (Up to 1664MB) Memory: 4GB DDR3 1600MHz (expandable to 8GB) Storage: 500GB + 32GB MLC Hybrid (5400rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Bluetooth: […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
The original cast is TOTALLY into getting back together! The Intel Dual-Core Processor is tired of doing conventions, the 14″ HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit high-definition widescreen display’s podcast gig isn’t working out, and the 128GB Solid State Drive Flash Module has some pretty expensive habits to feed. Bottom line: let’s rock this joint, yo! But we […]
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-2520M (2.5GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 15.6″ Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD (up to 1696MB) Memory: 4GB DDR3 (8GB max) Hard Drive: 320GB SATA 7200rpm Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Card Reader: 4-in-1 Card Reader (SD, […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
What with all the processors and RAMs and Windows XPs and whatnot, buying a new laptop can be an overwhelming experience. With that in mind, we’ve created this nifty OFFICIAL WOOT.COM LAPTOP BUYING GUIDE to help you decide whether this Lenovo ThinkPad is right for you (click on image for full-size collector’s edition): Specifications: Processor: […]
Sunday, February 10, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your desk chair’s just not bouncy enough. Don’t use this: to play basketball. Trust us, you won’t score many points trying to shoot this ball through the hoop. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “If I sit here any longer, I’m going to start FIRM-enting!” When […]
Friday, February 8, 2013 // Woot
And so, Goldilocks slipped into the house where the bears lived, and instantly turned up her nose. For there, all over the house, was a little pile, a medium sized pile, and a great big pile! And the house was a disorganized mess! So Goldilocks took out the Core Bamboo 16pc Drawer Organizer and began […]
