The FIRM Weighted Gloves & Core Ball Kit

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Use this: because your desk chair’s just not bouncy enough.

Don’t use this: to play basketball. Trust us, you won’t score many points trying to shoot this ball through the hoop.

If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “If I sit here any longer, I’m going to start FIRM-enting!”

When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power to: workout all of your core muscles. But then again, that’s what it does sans radiation too, so it’s kinda like, why irradiate, am I right?

At the local watering hole, this would order: a pink lady, to match its pink weighted gloves.

Made in China

In the box:

(1) Gaiam 05-58617 The FIRM: Slim & Sculpt Core Stability Ball Kit includes:

• Core Stability 65cm Ball
• Workout DVD
• Dual-Action Pump

(1 ) Gaiam 05-58624 The FIRM: Weighted Cardio Gloves Kit includes:

• (1 Pair ) Weighted Cardio Gloves
• Workout DVD

Woot