Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
So, yeah. Here it is! My home office! “Wow! It’s really nice!” Thanks. It cost a lot to set up, but I like how it turned out. Really inspires me to work, you know? “Totally. Oh, hey! Neat Desk!” Yeah, it is, isn’t it? “I was actually talking about the…” Yeah, I contacted this guy […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Buying a computer can be tough because there are so many “specs” and “features” and “RAMs” and “hertz” and “slots” and “gremlins” involved. So: is this HP H8 hexa-core desktop the computer for you? Here’s a handy guide to help you out. Would be great: For someone who likes to do some video editing. The […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
You: a consumer. Me: Woot writer. Together, we can conquer this thing. We’re both tired of these HP Quad-Core i7 Desktops: you don’t want to see them anymore and I don’t want to write them. Well, there’s only two things we need to get them off the screen: a credit card and a shipping address. […]
Saturday, September 15, 2012 // Woot
June 1st, 2012 I got my HP Pavilion Dual-Core Desktop from Woot today! I’m super excited to get it out of the box and start using it. June 2nd, 2012 While I was setting up my HP desktop, the computer tower fell onto my ankle and sort of…trapped me. I’m having a heck of a […]
Friday, August 24, 2012 // Woot
Okay, just to be clear: we had a little bit of a mix-up, so some of these are HP Gaming Desktops – as in HP desktops with appropriate specs to allow for maximum game-playing – and some of the are HP Gaming Desktops – as in, desktops that are built specifically to game the system. […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
Roger, it’s happening! Woot’s selling another HP desktop! Time to take another drink of your beer! “Oh man, do I have to?” What? C’mon! This is fun and hilarious! “No, Chris. It’s not. It was a funny idea, but we didn’t think it through, so let’s just drop it.” Oh yeah? What did we possibly […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
That so clutter up your desk And so easily go missing? Whose small numbers loom so big At the perilous time E’ery April Fifteenth In the exemptions you’re claiming? Can this scanner, Neatdesk, Recognize all that text And prove to the feds That your return is correct? Oh, pray that this high-speed desk Scanner yet […]
Monday, May 21, 2012 // Woot
No Regrets The last thing you want to worry about on your deathbed is where the receipt to the television you bought eight years ago is. Come closer, son. I can feel the icy fingers of Death upon my most ticklish of bits, and I must share something with you before I go. I am […]
Sunday, April 29, 2012 // Woot
In My Day You kids today have no idea what technology was like back then. We didn’t have any of this AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor with 3GB DDR3 memory multitasking power nonsense. And we sure as heck didn’t have integrated ATI Radeon HD graphics. We had Oregon Trail on an orange screen. And let […]
